My tattoo artist canceled on me for the 5th consecutive time in 5 years. I’m finally done with him.

Someone else can finish the tattoo he started and can enjoy my overshares. 😚✌️

Facts!

It’s been a hot second since I posted on #TaikaTuesday
Time to remedy that. 😏

My GOODNESS!!!!!
🥵💦🥵💦🥵💦

It was so cool to meet so many pirates yesterday for the Chicago Rhys show. I had a blast!

Started my period today. Silver lining is that I won’t have it for the upcoming Rhys show in a couple weeks. Yay? 🥳😂

Peepaw about to tell them damn kids to get off his lawn. 😂

When my fandoms collide…

Me in a nutshell. Except I never delete. 🤣🤣🤣

Saw this and thought of @kalansphantomff.bsky.social

Wishing I was this dog on #TaikaTuesday

I need a DRINK after today! Whew! 😮‍💨 #RhysDarbyFaction

Happy #TaikaTuesday to this fucķin’ devil

Almost 40k works inspired by 18 episodes. Magic 💜🏴‍☠️

Oh. My. Goodness!!!!!!

Just started on four 10 hour shifts with an extra day off in the middle.

Love that extra day off but I’m fuuuuuucking knackered!

Wistful sigh

Starting four 10 hour work days next week with a middle of the week day off.

I’m excited but also scared about how my ADHD will handle it 😅

Y’all know what we need right now
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you

Heather, which as a GenXer is pretty cool but my grandpa was from Chicago and pronounced it “Header” so it got nixed at the last minute.

Don’t hurt me. I missed #TaikaTuesday, so here’s a #WaititiWednesday for you instead 😉

(Called it) 😉

Fun fact: I once went to a NIN concert when I was six months pregnant with my son. 😬

You need a talk to text app. 😉

You’re a damned liar and you know it

I had to carry my chiweenie outside this morning because he refused to go out in this. And he shivered under a heating pad for an hour after he got back inside. 🥶

Also….do I have any friends?

I think you know that answer. 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

Do I know how to make friendship bracelets? No.

Did my ADHD ass just buy a massive friendship bracelet making kit? Definitely. I bought two.

Will I actually make aforementioned bracelets anytime in the near future? To be determined…

I gotchu 😉