A pair of texts. At the top is a picture of a red, inflatable, capital letter “T.” I asked my brother "Hey, have you tried green tea?" He said yeah. Then I said "Oh, have you tried red tea?" And he said "Oh I didn't know that was a thing!" Then hit him with this guy.
Shoutout to Amelia Bedelia for normalizing autistic and neurodivergent communication styles since 1963 🎉 We will never know what she did to get those arms, though. #mentalhealthmatters #everydayautistic #AuDHD
SMB2 called them eggs, but they’re sperm for sure.
'night
Oh no she katydidn’t!
We don’t need no penetration. We don’t need no thot control. 🎶
I didn’t realize someone had remade The Wall
A green grass court with Flavio on one side and Novak on the other. It looks like it could be AI generated, but I assure you it’s not! The green is very pretty.
Okay, a post that’s isn’t a patapodopun (a definitely real word.)
I’m at Wimbledon! It’s been a great day so far.
Background: The grass courts of Wimbledon. The stands are starting to fill. Foreground: A blue shoe with a geometric texture, and in it a foot wearing a sock with the greatest Scottish billionaire duck, Flintheart Glomgold. Old Flinty (as he’s sometimes known) is a stocky white duck, and obviously the most Scottish. He’s from the reboot of Ducktales.
Today at Wimbledon, a scheme is afoot. #ducktales
Oh phew, someone else made the same joke as a response. Im saved!
"Hump the bar? I'd rather find the bar!"
DOOOOHOOHOHOH
"Can you engage your glutes?"
"I dunno, can you disengage me from this gym?"
BAHH HOH HAHAH HOOO
Is it gauche to respond to my own set-up joke post with the joke I set up?
Statler and Waldorf, two old man muppets, sit in a red satin-lined balcony mocking those who appear before them. On the left, Statler with bushy white hair, on the right an Ebenezer Scrooge looking Waldorf with his muppet mouth hanging open in laughter.
Hip thrusts? More like hip rusts!
Reason 42: Hip thrust bench moves when exercising?
Or
Reason 42: This one ICU nurse keeps Statler and Waldorfing everyone doing hip thrusts?
I’m dragging and I need someone to refresh me too.
The Brave Little Toaster ruined me for these sorts of things.
the signs as mario kart characters aries: donkey kong taurus: toad gemini: koopa troopa cancer: yoshi leo: peach virgo: luigi libra: rosalina scorpio: waluigi sagittarius: bowser capricorn: mario aquarius: dry bones pisces: daisy
I wouldn’t normally, but how did it know?
"There is ZERO reason pets should be fed raw diets. Stop endangering pets because of wellness influencer disinformation."
Good news at last! Excited to hear more.
Sorry, cummie back to? Is that the new lingo?
I’m not on the Bsky for weeks and this is what I come back to?
Oh, man, not Gene Hackman.
2025 can just fuck right off.
Okay. Let me tell you a little bit about Gene Hackman...
Sorry everyone I’m a giant sucker for these comics and they barely have to try to hook me -
But also this looks great and I’m super excited. It really feels like they captured Ben Grimm, which is not an easy task!
Oh no! Good luck wee Mochi! I would also be an absolute wreck tbh
They're really going all out with this Fantastic Four trailer promo
Did you know?
In 1968, 24 Black men in Pittsburgh revolutionized emergency medicine.
The Freedom House Ambulance Service was established to provide emergency medical care to underserved Black neighborhoods—creating the world’s first paramedics.
Great @kavehmd.bsky.social House of Pod episode with Chief John Moon about Freedom House Ambulance #MedSky #BlackHistoryMonth 🛟 🧪
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Two tabby cats, one in front face down in a blanket. The other is laying in a brown cardboard cat-bowl with a self-satisfied grin on his white mouth.
Bumi just has the most pronounced Japanese animation cat smile I’ve seen.
Three pics of Noah Wyle - one from 2019, one from 2020 and one from 2025 (though I think the old ones are even even older), showing his ageing and the inevitable physical decrepitude that comes from a career in emergency medicine The headline is “have you considered a career in emergency medicine?”
Stolen from tw*tter!!!