usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
Remember, it is pronounced, "gee·uh·teen."
From: CAP’N CRUNCH
To: Jeffrey Epstein
Subject: Milk Sea
Date: Wednesday, 3 March 2010
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Can I reach your island on the sea og milk? Can’t wait 2 CRUNCH
You should abolish ICE
What if you just abolished ICE?
ICE is now responsible for 2 of the 3 homicides in Minneapolis this year. When they're not murdering people, they're tearing families apart. Abolish ICE and prosecute the entire hierarchy.
My man looks like an Oompa Loompa elder at an open casket.
I can't believe the mayor of Minneapolis said fuck when that fucking ICE agent fucking murdered that woman.
ICE is currently detaining 68,990 people throughout the United States. That's more people than live in Greenland.
I'd vote MAGA the rest of my life if Donald J. Trump could list 10 correct facts about Greenland - a place he has talked about annexing for the better part of a decade. I'll even spot him that it's called Greenland.
Been saying this
Kristi Noem said they're going to keep attacking Chicagoans during today's Halloween festivities. Stay safe out there. And as always, keep your underage daughters away from Trump. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
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ICE has been cracking down hard across the vast expanse of the greater Chicago area, and I wrote a little bit about what you need to understand about what it’s like here now. Plus, I compiled some resources for locals to get alerts and whistles. dansinker.com/posts/202…
Why didn't they give the Nobel Peace Prize to the guy who declared war on Chicago?
"edgelord" is such a great coinage, because it sounds as if it's about to describe something really stupid and then it does
Charlie Kirk, Not In His Own Words: We Honor The Right-Wing Activist By Making Up Quotes That Sound Much Better, Given The Moment
This Week's Onion Magazine:
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
Texas loaded busses with desperate migrants and dropped them off in Chicago like trash in the middle of winter. We welcomed them into our communities. Now Texas is sending its National Guard to terrorize them on our streets. In our neighborhoods. What the fuck.
I'm not going to pretend to be a legal scholar, but neither should Amy Coney Barrett.
“I did not have sex with a couch, I had sex with a couch’s cushions”
who called it woke pope and not Opus DEI
We should only refer to Trump as the second most powerful American.
I grew up in a time when everyone agreed concentration camps were bad, turns out a non-trivial amount of those motherfuckers were lying.
Democrats say everyone residing in this country deserves due process before they can be imprisoned. But do they have a plan to pay for it?
Don't wait to retire to live your life. I'm currently at the Edgewater Public Library for a talk on the history of the hot dog.
Ohh "America First" was a hit list
In addition to the bigger problems, calling Jackie Robinson unworthy demonstrates an unbelievable lack of ball-knowing. Upon hearing "they called Jackie Robinson DEI," normal people will be astounded to learn how little ball the regime knows. Impossible to know less ball
Con Air is a Bastille Day movie.
We need a new party