that’s how I make my 15 pence baybee x

just thinking about what i can unnecessarily turn on today 💭

As a kid I used to scream and sob about getting a haircut… but now I practically fall asleep on the chair?!? In fact I did once fall asleep which terrified the poor barber 😭

But I just had it cut, went to subway on the way back and I asked for ketchup on a sub that should not have ketchup on it

Slack notification from 4 minutes ago: Atlassian Home (bot): sunshine emoji Happy Monday Aaron!

IT’S STILL SUNDAY, ATLASSIAN.

biggest recommendation: buy some drywipe whiteboard pens even if you don't have a whiteboard
so many surfaces in a house can be written on with them - and they'll wipe off no problem!
for example: i've just put cleaning product in the toilet so wrote on the top of the toilet seat "use the other loo"

gasp

a goofy cartoon character with a big nose and gloves ALT: a goofy cartoon character with a big nose and gloves

Ok but Cliff from team GO rocket

read him

the iPhone 17 Pro Max display is only 0.2” bigger than the 15PM but it feels like an actual iPad in my hands

I stand corrected

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If you got the missing child alert with no description today for a Minneapolis child who has been missing since Saturday, here is more info on the missing child.

Victoria Jackson is 12 years old, 5'1, 140 lbs. She is Black and has her hair in twists. She is Type 1 diabetic and has an insulin pump.

I don’t think I’ll ever hit this high again

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testing

Israel reacting to the news that countries are done with them and are going for Palestinian recognition is just wonderful to watch

I properly cackled out loud at this, my brain is mush

sounds like an icon honestly

hahahahahahahaha

A portable air conditioner with an empty bottle of rekorderlig cider strapped onto the side of it with an elasticated belt.

My portable AC has been really, really noisy. Discovered earlier on that if I push in the side on the exact right spot, it massively quietens down.

I didn’t want to stand pushing it though so… problem solved?!

can anyone recommend any precision electric screwdrivers? my hands get really crampy if I have to grip things like screwdrivers so I avoid it where I can and an electric screwdriver would really help 😁

Pokémon GO friend QR code - caraar12345 - 0794 7100 5846

Let's be friends in Pokémon GO! My Trainer Code is 079471005846!

why are men so pretty

because you’re on it 💖

They are fucking shameless

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wanted to sit in the garden and get some Fresh Air™

found out that next door are spray painting something

the air was not fresh

No lie, 120fps

don’t listen to the haters Ben, live your life x

ooh there’s one left in the freezer, thanks!

well what the hell am I meant to do with my weekend then?