Mr Zenos Galvus please let me hold it while you pee and also every other time I know it's heavy I just know it so let me do this for you pl
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he cries during sex sometimes too btw he just gets soooooo overwhelmed with love for eme and uri and happiness and joy that this is his life.......especially on his wedding night with eme he could NOT hold back the waterworks
lrp
oh you guys wanna comm my gf soooo badddd you guys wanna comm them sooooooooooo badddddddd look at the pin up christmas gift and comm i got from herrrrr you should get your own of your own fave guy π
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I've decided I AM including Zenos in the "got a fun weird new dick after fusing with a dragon" club alongside Estinien after all. For fun. Bc I can
This happened somewhere else entirely not here on bsky dw about it I'm just like. Hhh. Weird
On love and mr 'everything is mind numbingly boring' Zenos just wasnt interested and preferred to get his thrills from violence and murder and cruelty until he met the wol and Felt Something for the first time. We can coexist you don't have to get Weird with me when I post my stuff
You're allowed to think these characters get bitches like crazy just as much as I'm allowed to think Estinien only slept with Aymeric a few times during his knight days bc he was too consumed with his quest for vengeance to care about all that until years later when the war ends and he can focus
Unrelated images of Zenos and Estinien respectively
Why do people get kinda weird when you say you think a character hasn't had sex before the first time you hc it w your wol or w/e or has but just isn't super experienced or hasn't done it in a long time...? Not everyone has to have ten years boning experience done on the regs π
LRP EME CANT FIX HIM BUT SHE CAN TAME HIM WITH THE POWER OF FEMDOM AND THE STRAP
WOW WOW WO WOWOWOWOWWOWOWWWWWW
I like tying him up sometimes (wip)
Haurchefant gently holding a miqo'te WoL's leg up as he penetrates him from behind.
comm for @shyyote.bsky.social hehehe π
found this old priv post and i still have no fucking idea what i meant by the original
i cant words my thoughts rn but ive got emeship aftercare on the brain.....i just know haurche and uri are SOOOOOOOOOO fucking good to her
icy ponds outside both to cool off and as penance for his sin. This happens near daily and the knights have just gotten used to it and call it his new training regimen. Just fuck already holy shit (they will not for another year ish)
Also been on a really big kick of pre vault mutual pining era Haurcheme thinking about them masturbating to each other in the regs. I just know Haurche is rubbing the most desperate one out to her with tears in his eyes then immediately praying for forgiveness and going to plunge into one of the
Whether she cums or bleeds she's getting absolutely wrecked afterwards though there's no doubt about that one. While it's all still fresh and bloody and throbbing in pain so every time their hips impact it hurts but also feels so good......what. who said all that. Where am I. Who are you. DONT LOOK
Can't stop thinking about Zenos biting his way up Emes legs while she anxiously/excitedly squirms unsure if he's about to eat her out or give her a very intimate injury that is going to be impossible to explain to whoever has to heal it. It can go either way really. Or both. Cringe
wip
This is the kind of divine madness that would drive people who aren't completely and utterly broken and missing an aspect of what makes us human to create art but unfortunately I am less than human
CAN THIS PERIOD HIT SO I CAN MOVE ON WIHT MY LIFE AND THINK OF ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE BLONDE MANS COCK
(covered in blood with a thousand yard stare) emezenos
GODDDDD
sloppeh!
#zenoswol
my pro tip is to put erect on emperor's and flaccid on npc smallclothes legs for yourself (smart thinking head tap) less settings adjustment to get what you need