For some unknown but happy reason 'An Act of Murder' is now available on Kindle at a far lower (and might I say sensible) price than before. If you haven't yet met the hapless Arnold Prinsloo (*not* Arnold Vosloo) I'd be delighted to take you along for the ride. www.amazon.com/Act-Murder-T...
Posts by Tom Eaton
As I put Another Day In Paradise to bed for 2025, here's a brief look back and a timid look forward. Thanks for coming along with me this year. anotherdayinparadisewithtomeaton.substack.com/p/half-a-yea...
'We're going to need a bigger boat.'
'Why do you say that?'
'The shark just popped up while I was chumming and it’s massive.'
As Hollywood starts producing TV and movies for people who aren't paying attention, I pitch for work... anotherdayinparadisewithtomeaton.substack.com/p/pulp-frict...
Trump has doubled down on his lie that white South Africans are being oppressed, claiming that that he's missing the G20 because "policies on the extermination of people are unacceptable." Posting this again to refute this dangerous lie. anotherdayinparadisewithtomeaton.substack.com/p/the-imagin...
If you live somewhere other than in South Africa, and you’ve heard Donald Trump once again claim that Afrikaners are being violently persecuted in my country, here’s a brief explainer about what's really going on. (TLDR: It's a hustle.) anotherdayinparadisewithtomeaton.substack.com/p/the-imagin...
Gutted. Heartbroken. Shattered. Why has admiration for books started sounding like a rough night in the emergency room? My latest, free to read at anotherdayinparadisewithtomeaton.substack.com/p/broken-sha...
Ja, that's John van der Ruit. I'm Tom Eaton. I'm a different person.
I'm afraid you've confused me with someone else.
The white right and its sturmpodcasters claim that white people are disappearing because of a Great Replacement and 'white genocide'. For them, the truth behind the numbers is far too horrific to contemplate. My latest, free to read. anotherdayinparadisewithtomeaton.substack.com/p/the-curiou...
'I said to Mr Kennedy that it seemed like the worm had finally started turning, and he said no, it was still dead for now but he was gonna keep staying away from 5G towers just in case because you never know.' anotherdayinparadisewithtomeaton.substack.com/p/the-power-...
In the latest Q&A: benevolent dictators, and and the looming prospect of AI-generated Charlie Kirks spending all day dropping zingers on AI-generated liberal strawmen. anotherdayinparadisewithtomeaton.substack.com/p/q-and-a-ma...
We keep hearing that democracy is under attack, but what if a lot of people in democracies want what the autocrats and oligarchs are selling because they simply want to be ruled by a new aristocracy? Free to read. anotherdayinparadisewithtomeaton.substack.com/p/but-what-i...
Thanks, Graeme. Much appreciated. And yes, I'd be happy to chat - I'll mail forthwith.
Citizens of the US and Europe are about to sit a very long, very difficult test. South Africa has the cheat sheet for a few of the answers. My latest. anotherdayinparadisewithtomeaton.substack.com/p/south-afri...
'Until this week, I think my favourite piece in the White House was "Shut Your Mouth, Witch, Lest My Penis Falls Off", but today I find myself utterly transfixed by the newest arrival...'
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Fascinating!
In the inaugural Q&A at Another Day In Paradise this week, questions about Gaza, the state of the world, how to help, Focke-Wulfs, and my dog. If you'd like to ask a question for the next Q&A, see the details at the end (and subscribe!). anotherdayinparadisewithtomeaton.substack.com/p/q-and-a-is...
The Backstreet Boys warned us, them and Boyzone. They sang their little hearts out like a choir of corporately choreographed Cassandras, telling us what was coming, and we didn’t listen...
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"Finally got Karoline to Burn that South Park episode onto a CD so I could Watch it and I am DISGUSTED & OFFENDED & SHOCKED that they would show Satan not wanting to have sex with me." Some extracts from the journals of the powerful...
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For years the global north has told itself that corruption looks like a dark-skinned man in a sunny, faraway country. Thanks to that racist trope, it can't see that white men in expensive suits are bringing the banana republics home. anotherdayinparadisewithtomeaton.substack.com/p/the-banana...
I hope the new #Superman movie makes a pile but I'm afraid my relationship with the Man of Steel was ended almost 40 years ago by a superhero insect and his sidekick, an inanimate doll called Cheeks The Toy Wonder. (Free to read) anotherdayinparadisewithtomeaton.substack.com/p/superman-s...
You’d think Stephen King would be the ideal chronicler of current American politics, from the hold Donald Trump has on his disciples to the picture-perfect towns of the hinterland revealed as incubators of sadism. My latest, free to read anotherdayinparadisewithtomeaton.substack.com/p/stephen-ki...
'I can’t tell you for certain that Thomas Magnum, the greatest floral-noir detective, ever looked at the Hawaiian sunrise and murmured, “Another day in paradise…”'
In which I welcome you to a new free-to-read column. Get in. It'll be fun. anotherdayinparadisewithtomeaton.substack.com/p/coming-soon
"As we end the session reminiscing I feel quietly proud that Mary Watson and I have managed to insert Stefano DiMera, satanic levitation and space twins into the country’s leading literary festival..." Some Sunday thoughts on a bookish month. tomeaton.substack.com/p/notes-on-a...
Hello Bethany! I'm delighted that you're enjoying it.
Packing my winter woolies for a reportedly chilly Joburg and looking forward to tomorrow night's launch of 'An Act of Murder'. If you're near Sandton, pull through to Exclusive Books at sixish and come and say hello.
Johannesburg! Arnold Prinsloo is coming home as we launch ‘An Act of Murder’ next Thursday in Sandton*, and it would be grand to see you there. I'll be chatting to the excellent Michelle Constant, so both you and I will be in safe hands.
* OK technically Arnold lives in Melville but close enough...
Surprised and delighted to discover that @news24southafrica.bsky.social has run an extract from 'An Act of Murder' today. So, if you want a little taster, here you go! www.news24.com/life/books/e...
I know they appreciate it greatly.