We've got some HooDoo Justice Magic on the site today from @seemoreevil.bsky.social. Yes, it includes an erectile dysfunction candle spell. 1900hotdog.com/2026/04/upse...

Learning Day: EiEi Yoga 1996🌭 - 1-900-HOTDOG Cursed artifacts from the wrong dimension every weekday.

@alexschmidty.bsky.social covers EiEi Yoga today. It's a 1996 yoga instructional video for children with a deeply unsettling vibe. Naturally, we made it FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2026/04/lear...

BIGFEETS - Episode 69, What's A Smoke Wolf YouTube video by 1-900-HOTDOG

Today is the ideal day to check out Bigfeets on our YouTube channel. It's got a smoke wolf and everything. The fates have truly blessed us. youtu.be/PpchbhDW-N0

BIGFEETS - Episode 69, What's A Smoke Wolf This season the AIMS Team went back to their roots, and simply tried to prove that normal wolves might live in West Virginia. They forgot about bigfoot. They forgot about rogue teams. They forgot abou

We, totally on purpose, are releasing episode 69 of Bigfeets on 4/20. Please congratulate @brockway.bsky.social , @seanbaby.bsky.social, and @jasonkpargin.bsky.social on this huge accomplishment that took so much planning and math and stuff. on.soundcloud.com/0ahdnPtx5unE...

Today @mikedrucker.bsky.social writes about a game that somehow makes owning a pornography empire the most boring thing you could possibly do. 1900hotdog.com/2026/04/nerd...

@michaelswaim.bsky.social is kicking off a new series of columns on the HOTDOGgiest Star Trek episodes of all time today! 1900hotdog.com/2026/04/nerd...

Three hairy friends enjoying each other's company, #tomoffinland style.

It's Martin Kove month over at @1900hotdog.bsky.social. I was looking at his face, and it's so square and boxey it reminded me of the square-jawed hunks Tom of Finland would draw. This immediately popped into my head and I had to fire up the Wacom.

@merrittk.com covers a stand up routine from accomplished jiu jitsu practitioner and regular Joe Rogan podcast guest Eddie Bravo that's got a lot more stuff about lizard people in it than you would expect. Or, maybe the exact amount you would expect. 1900hotdog.com/2026/04/lear...

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 273, A Wrestling Christmas Miracle with Lydia Bugg YouTube video by 1-900-HOTDOG

On YouTube this week @brockway.bsky.social, @seanbaby.bsky.social and guest @youknowlydia.bsky.social watch Martin Kove play the warden of a prison for doctors in the funniest movie a child ever wrote to wake his best friend from a coma. youtu.be/_InXt0tM9BM

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 273, A Wrestling Christmas Miracle with Lydia Bugg Seanbaby and Brockway are joined by guest Lydia Bugg for revenge. Sweet revenge! Revenge on Brockway for making them all watch A Wrestling Christmas Miracle for Martin Kove Month. Martin Kove is barel

@brockway.bsky.social and his book I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend For $200 sponsored today’s podcast episode featuring @seanbaby.bsky.social and guest @youknowlydia.bsky.social. It’s Brockway’s favorite movie, A Wrestling Christmas Miracle with Martin Kove! on.soundcloud.com/YAesI9gOZJzn...

An open relationship might be tricky, but what if you tried it on national television? Not having an audience could be the only problem! At least that's the thesis of the reality TV show Open House: The Great Sex Experiment. @seemoreevil.bsky.social explores. 1900hotdog.com/2026/04/fuck...

@youknowlydia.bsky.social explores the dark world of a British humor comic collection for children, naturally titled WHOOPEE! 1900hotdog.com/2026/04/nerd...

1900hotdog.com is the number one destination for karate shirts featuring Seanbaby and Robert Brockway. 1900hotdog.com/2026/04/hot-...

@seanbaby.bsky.social and @brockway.bsky.social team up to discuss Prince Interactive, a 1994 video game that takes place either on the planet where Prince is from, inside Prince's memory palace, or in his body. It's not sure. 1900hotdog.com/2026/04/team...

It's Hot Dog Appreciation Day! We appreciate all of the Hot Dogs that keep our website running, but today we especially appreciate Javo and Longmile, who, I guess, solved a murder? Yeah, that wins Hot Dog Appreciation Day, and now we won't accept anything less. 1900hotdog.com/2026/04/hot-...

@merrittk.com brings us the follow up to her Peachtree Carnivore article. We know you love short stories from horny, carnivorous old men, so we made it FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2026/04/upse...

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 272, Hard Time on Planet Earth with Zak Koonce YouTube video by 1-900-HOTDOG

You can also enjoy all of Martin Kove month on YouTube! The effects of a whole month of Martin Kove on a podcast have never before been tested. @seanbaby.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, and @zakkoonce.bsky.social are so brave. youtu.be/nav4g2wM74I

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 272, Hard Time on Planet Earth with Zak Koonce Brockway and Seanbaby invite Zak Koonce to a strange planet called Earth, land of the meat tubes. We're talking about Martin Kove's fish-out-water alien TV series, specifically the episode where he be

@zakkoonce.bsky.social joins @brockway.bsky.social and @seanbaby.bsky.social for the second week of the Martin Kove month you specifically asked for. They're talking about the episode of his TV series where he becomes a hot dog themed amateur wrestler. on.soundcloud.com/SxtVsAlvbuGY...

Is anyone better than @seemoreevil.bsky.social at bringing an Upsetting Day? Nope! I'll answer that. Nope! He wins upsetting day. 1900hotdog.com/2026/04/upse...

This week @youknowlydia.bsky.social watched the network stars battle a little and smoke a lot. 1900hotdog.com/2026/04/punc...

BIGFEETS - Episode 68, The Great Skull Wall YouTube video by 1-900-HOTDOG

You can also watch @seanbaby.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, and @jasonkpargin.bsky.social, not be disappointed by The Great Skull Wall on YouTube! youtu.be/C__bozWAj7A

BIGFEETS - Episode 68, The Great Skull Wall It's Mountain Monsters' most kick-ass title yet. There's no way this can disappoint! It's probably great. It's gotta have skulls. It... it has to at least have a wall, right? -----------------------

The Great Skull Wall, it's Mountain Monsters most kick-ass title yet. There's no way this can disappoint! It's probably great. Right @seanbaby.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, and @jasonkpargin.bsky.social! on.soundcloud.com/oT9qvNEckY5i...

So this post was poorly worded by our social media team and she would like to apologize for that. Seanbaby didn't actually find and preserve it and he doesn’t say that in the article. It’s just a bunch of silly jokes about this incredible commercial.

@seanbaby.bsky.social brings you a commercial of endless hype that aired once and then never, ever again. He found and preserved this powerful artifact just for you! 1900hotdog.com/2026/04/nerd...

Today on the site Sissyneck gets map horny and does some cooking! 1900hotdog.com/2026/04/lear...

@merrittk.com wrote about the time a lawyer forced his client to direct a rap video called Dancing For Justice in lieu of payment for his services. 1900hotdog.com/2026/04/nerd...

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 271, Judge & Jury with Dirk Marshall YouTube video by 1-900-HOTDOG

It's all Martin Kove all the time for the next month on our YouTube channel as well. That's right. We've got Martin Kove trapped in our YouTube channel. Haha, what, no we don't. Check it out! youtu.be/3ddHGJfx1Ms

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 271, Judge & Jury with Dirk Marshall Seanbaby kicks off Martin Kove Month with Brockway and guest, Dirk Marshall. We're talking about Judge & Jury, the one where Martin Kove fights a satanic Bugs Bunny because he didn't murder his wife.

Today is a very special holiday at 1900Hotdog.com. Happy first day of Martin Kove month. @seanbaby.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social , and @vhuspodcast.bsky.social discuss Judge & Jury to kick off a full month of nothin but Martin! on.soundcloud.com/8oU8S2Xaujfe...

@seemoreevil.bsky.social delves into music criticism today with the case of a white reggae artist with strong republican ideals. You probably haven't heard of his unpopular single Feminism Is A Problem. 1900hotdog.com/2026/03/upse...

@youknowlydia.bsky.social has a Taco Bell conspiracy theory, and we were the only ones brave enough to publish it. She keeps calling it "The Taco Bell Industry Plant Theory.” Is she just crazy? We made this article FREE so you can decide for yourself. 1900hotdog.com/2026/03/lear...