by da way it's anna kone

i use the onlyposts feed

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kabbalah harris

have you heard about benny? benny spaghenni

considering this a birthday present

i don't think i'm going to work anymore

it's my last day of being culturally relevant (i turn 40 tomorrow)

absolutely agree

four day workweek

i hate people who add the little notes to their instagram stories because it activates the haptic feedback on my phone that is not supposed to vibrate for any reason and it really upsets me sensorially

😌😌

birthday dinner 🍰

it is my birthday week so please be thinking of ways you can celebrate and uplift me

he has risen and all you got him is a bunch of smelly eggs

great lighting 🔥

you had a good friday, i had a great friday. we are not the same.

also magicked is the opposite. in chocked they insert a c into a word with a k, which i don't think happens in anything else... like they're not out writing jocked or pocked

i can guarantee they would tell you magicked is spelled wrong

he ate 900 calories worth of potato chips for an amazing reason

why do so many people think "choked" is spelled "chocked"?

or get longer shorts!

gays, do one leg exercise i beg you

i got an ad for a charlie puth concert on tiktok and i commented "where my puthies at???" and they either deleted the ad or blocked me

if i had cheekbones and a jawline i would be unstoppable

every day. i stray further from god.

ours the minute our houseguest left today

ugh i'm going to cry i love greys sooooo much 🥲

Share a magazine cover you love

they say do something you love, and you'll hate every day of your life and the thing you love

no but we'd be entertaining.