It's a tough decision but we have decided to cut the sugar in our household in half. Not because of our health but because I tipped over the sugar bowl and now that's what we got left.

Being the president of your local sports association in a small town is like being a make-a-wish kid except the only thing that is dying is the sport.

Careful with that meme. Jake Lang might come by to kick down a few letters to make it pro …

Sure would be neat to see the Democratic Party go as hard to oust those ushering in authoritarianism as they go after those in their own party who do not uphold their moral standards. Wait, Fetterman… never mind.

Joke's on you! I can’t even read my own cursive.

Frayed and ripped American flag blowing in the wind in a way that it looks like the bottom red stripe is a hand scratching its chin.

Even the American flag is scratching its chin over the current state of our union.

Nothing like an after lunch antacid chew to really complete a meal

It’s not that I think you are lying to me, it’s that I don’t think your news sources are telling you the truth.

Starting to think I need to invest in a company that builds fainting couches. I’ve not heard so many people “why I’ve never!” this hard since a band from Texas voiced their distain in a previous president.

Just waiting for the executive order to rename tacos to freedom folds

I like to think that everyone has a song they mumble to themselves when thinking…. And I hope that I’m not the only one that has the Smurf song as their pause song. That would be so smurfing sad.

Please think of those poor representatives who would be broke if they didn’t game the system. We need to have a little sympathy for them like Mike Johnson said. Otherwise they will be more corrupt than they currently are.

And here I thought the operation of sports associations by self-serving individuals and their minions was taking away opportunities from my kids, but it turns out it was trans athletes all along. 🤷‍♀️

Why don’t we stop calling it SCOTUS and call it SCROTUS, as some of their decisions are just nuts?

Protest at the St. Paul, MN capital.

It’s a good day to exercise your first amendment rights.

The missing decorum in the Oval Office yesterday was not due to someone not wearing a suit.

He seems nice😒

It seems like it isn’t enough to be a voice of reason. We need to start acting to help from the bottom up. Trump gave a voice to the angry and an enemy. We need to start from the community level upward to make a change especially in rural communities.

A little poem for those who refuse to acknowledge our shared fate if we don’t resist.

The noose that hangs me is the same that hangs you. The only difference is mine is fresh, while yours is battered and used.

Don’t neglect others suffering because of your own comfort.

If they are attempting to scrub all Federal websites of ‘gender ideology’ I think it’s time for a federal employee to replace all gendered terms with they/them/theirs. It’s time to use their tactics against them.

From an ecological perspective, draining the swamp isn’t a good idea.

I like to do a reactionary pause to things that may potentially offend me. If the first reaction is to respond to the contrary that means I need to reflect on why I feel compelled to defend. It has helped me to reflect on my own biases and prejudices.

Sadly, I have to agree with you. I’m questioning if we will even get one in my lifetime.

It isn’t enough to disapprove of the pardons. We need to loudly condemn all the actions that are being taken in D.C. so at least we cannot be called complicit when historians look back on us. It’s time to fight back

Every time I see someone reply MAGA to any slight criticism I think of O’Doyle Rules from Billy Madison and how they yelled it as they careened off a cliff.

Sorry junk emails I don’t need a daily joke of the day right now. It’s here, end of punchline.

I feel the only appropriate couple’s nickname for the Musk/Trump administration would be the Mump Administration.

Can we refer to all accomplishments and failures as part of Vance’s administration? I’d like to hear people remind me that the Vice President doesn’t have any power.

Bragging about being unvaccinated is like someone knowing there is a chance that a pop quiz is going to happen and refusing to study the study guide that was handed out because they don’t think the quiz will be hard or even exists.