EDELTHEA GOT MARRIED… they got together because Edelgard hijacked Ferdinand’s confession and yet Ferdinand sang at their wedding. May we all aspire to this level of growth

Mii Hubert serves dinner that he cooked to Mii Bernadetta

Mii Hubert says “Kukuku, thank you. I'm even more head over heels for Lady Vestra than before, as it were!”

Hubert is blissfully unaware of the category 5 drama unfolding around Edelgard and is just happy to have made a dinner his wife liked

Mii Bernadetta shyly says “Evening. Bernadetta from The Vestras. Good to see you.”

GAME OF THE YEAR

BAD NEWS. Lysithea is now in love with Edelgard and Edelgard’s is planning to propose to Dorothea

Marianne was next on my list of people to add so perhaps his ending where he wastes all of his money on a state of her that she hates will become a Reality

Ferdinand fell in the floor and I went to go collect Claude to save him because I am trying to set them up. As I find Claude he’s talking to Annette and falls in love with her so now I have to either put Claude in a predicament where he has two crushes or make someone new for Ferdinand 😔

Ao3 tags. They read; TW: religious trauma and gendered violence, Semi-unrequited love, And if you find yourself asking what that means. Well. come closer and find out. I can be trusted to tag responsibly

“what is semi unrequited love” it’s what Hubert’s in. come laugh at him

they went to Australia for their honeymoon. I like to imagine Hubert was akin to a bacon strip after this

also Petra you don’t want to be in their house. They’ve been married for two days and Hubert has burned their dinner twice

Petra really wants to be roommates with Bernadetta even though she’s married now. girl please return Lysithea’s calls

Lysithea is now interested in Petra everyone gas her up

in my feelings about babygard in heroes. like her noticing that stupid hat Hubert wears and giggling over it and he can’t say anything back because it’s been so long since he last saw this version of her. it’s deeply haunting. he lets her laugh at his hat as a recompense for Everything

right!! like at the end of the day what does it even do for us as a fandom

Tumblr post by @livslibrarylabyrinth that reads, “I told my husband he looked handsome and he got offended and looked to the swamp monster book l had on display saying "I know what type of men you find handsome"”. Bernadetta’s frowning post-timeskip FE3H portrait is to the left of the post with Hubert’s post-timeskip portrait with reduced opacity to the right.

Most #hubernie coded post I ever did see

I wrote about 4k of this 12k fic in one sitting. it’s a shame I don’t use my powers for Good 😔

setting this as the first thing they ever talked about was the best idea i ever had

Hubert and Bernadetta as miis on a date. They’re talking about trying patricide together soon

evergreen

it just seems like. mean?? like we all have least favorites but I thought we could all agree that we are polite about it. someone’s favorite ship is gonna be declared most hated and that to me feels a little mean spirited

your miidetta…so cute…I’m squeezing her like a grape (affectionate)

with that said my goal is to hubernpost enough times to make it someone’s new least favorite

my ferdimii also had his heart broken today 😔 he was Fixed by two slices of cake and a new pet dog

like, hubernie isn’t gonna place top 3 most hated. but someone’s favorite ship will!

Last few days to sign the 🦅FE3H Edelgard Rarepair Week 2026 Interest Check & Prompt Suggestion Form🦅!

We just need a few more interest to run this week, so PLEASE sign the form🥺.

to be clear I know that the ship I like best is not popular and that’s fine with me! but as someone who got a LOT of nasty anons in early fandom days and ship-based hate comments on her fics I don’t think we need to be doing this. your most hated ships should be between you, your friends and god

in the gentlest and least shady terms possible I do think it’s a bit mean spirited to gather votes for the most hated ships in fandom

Hubert getting married to Bernadetta in Tomodachi Life. Petra says “Hubert, with the biggest heart around.”

Bernadetta getting married to Hubert in Tomodachi Life. Petra says, “and Bernadetta, with such fiery charisma”

Petra with all of the love in my heart no one is saying this about either of them

well one disaster later Hubert is married to Bernadetta (the disaster was I lost the proposal mini game and Hubert referred to Bernadetta as “chicken pho” as if that were her name)

Ferdinand went into a depressive episode however I fixed it by giving him several presents which I feel is very true to form (new wallpaper, two slices of cake, a new outfit and a pet dog)

SHE PICKED EDELGARD LOVE WINS PEACE AND LOVE ON CASTLE VARLEY

Ferdinand asks Dorothea to choose between himself, Lysithea or Edelgard

DRAMA UNFOLDS…a three part confession…