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Posts by John Walker - Industry Analcyst

Love you Chris.

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Starfield Was The Best-Selling Game In The U.S. The Week Of Its PS5 Launch Admittedly, the competition wasn't stiff

Look who writes for @kotaku.com now!!

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So excited to have the supremely talented @duckvalentine.bsky.social on the team.

Take THAT, every other gaming site. Not looking so hot now, are you?

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Yeah, same here. Found I had no need for another open world rpg all of a sudden.

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Fortune's Run Is Due A New Update Now Its Dev Is Out Of Prison The boomer immersive sim is back on after 'the parole board reviewed my case and instantly kicked my ass out of jail'

Sorry to be a show-off arse, but I'm really pleased with my work on @kotaku.com today. I'm so glad that it's a place where I can speak my mind, stand up for what I believe is right, and laugh at the dreadful.

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Fortune's Run Is Due A New Update Now Its Dev Is Out Of Prison The boomer immersive sim is back on after 'the parole board reviewed my case and instantly kicked my ass out of jail'

Sorry to be a show-off arse, but I'm really pleased with my work on @kotaku.com today. I'm so glad that it's a place where I can speak my mind, stand up for what I believe is right, and laugh at the dreadful.

kotaku.com/daredevil-ch...

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Thank you!

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Kingdom Come 2 Lead Celebrates Gayming Award In A Non-Woke Way Daniel Vávra ties himself up in knots explaining why his gay game's gayness isn't woke

Please Daniel Vávra, just keep going, it's so fun to watch.

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Charlie Cox Has Now Played Expedition 33, But Shouldn't Have To If we want performances like his, we need to start being a lot more normal about it

Part 7,423 in my series: Why Can't We Just Be Normal About Things?

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Charlie Cox Has Now Played Expedition 33, But Shouldn't Have To If we want performances like his, we need to start being a lot more normal about it

Part 7,423 in my series: Why Can't We Just Be Normal About Things?

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I still think 15% is terrible, and I reckon that this would have been the 30 day window in which to make that bundle a LOT more appealing. $95!!!

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Oh no, you're right.

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You know what, if I were a news editor working at one of the biggest gaming sites in the world, I'd occasionally bother to link back to the sites from which I lift my stories almost word-for-word.

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That's how it evens out when you balance the two with discounts against the three without.

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Blue Prince Devs Want You To Go Into These Indie Games Blind Pick up Animal Well, Blue Prince, Outer Wilds and more, but don't find out anything else about them first

This is a great collection of indie games, and I love the conceit of asking people not to read about the games before playing them, but I really don't know why you'd put your 2/4/13-year-old game in a bundle and not offer a discount.

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O teaches nothing at all.

O teaches nothing at all.

I hope you remember being taught about Mufe, iDite, Egeg, Mocri and Hodel at school. And of course not forgetting everyone's favourite, Fooif.

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Very much not the alphabet.

Very much not the alphabet.

This article on AI videos on YouTube is perhaps a bit overstating the concerns, but god I'm glad we didn't have THIS slop 10 years ago.

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But still, I'm obsessed with the classroom backgrounds on one of the videos. This is from a video teaching the alphabet.

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This isn't even really a debate.

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YES!!!!!

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Podcast Based On Horrors Of Lovecraft Is Your Next Obsession The Lovecraft Investigations' latest series is out, and we spoke to creator Julian Simpson

I spoke to @juliansimpson.bsky.social all about the excellent podcast The Lovecraft Investigations and its latest series, Crowley. And the new Mythos. Both of which are truly fantastic - links to get them are at the end of the article.

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Please join me for my GDC talk, "You Had One Minute And You Only Showed Cutscene" and a follow-up called, "Don't Start Your Store Trailer With 20 Seconds Of Studio Logos You Fucking Idiots".

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I cannot let this stand. I was giddily fanboying the entire time, and could have kept chatting for hours more.

Honestly, I mostly did this so I could ask questions about Aldrich Kemp and Parker that I could never use in the article, and boast that I remembered Kokomo and Fugue State.

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I would greatly appreciate it if everyone click on this story approximately 39,000 times, because I might not have quite asked my editor in chief permission to write it.

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Podcast Based On Horrors Of Lovecraft Is Your Next Obsession The Lovecraft Investigations' latest series is out, and we spoke to creator Julian Simpson

I spoke to @juliansimpson.bsky.social all about the excellent podcast The Lovecraft Investigations and its latest series, Crowley. And the new Mythos. Both of which are truly fantastic - links to get them are at the end of the article.

kotaku.com/lovecraft-po...

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It's pretty simple to playtest games, not least with Steam's ability to invite people to join free betas. You have people play it and submit feedback. What's impossible here?

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Well, yes, that would be the only rationale inference from your suggesting it needs to be played by lots of people.

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Yes, but it's ON SALE right now. And it's in an absolutely atrocious state.

You can't defend a miserably uncomfortable mattress on the basis that if you sleep on it for sixth months the lumps will start to even out.

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Imagine living in the timeline where this is real.

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No, at least not that.

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My son just referred to an album as "a playlist".

All is lost.

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Puzzle Spy International Deserves To Be Played By Way More People This super-smart collection of puzzles is short but very sweet

We're incredibly honored to be Kotaku's "Indie of the Week" and just love this thorough review from @botherer.bsky.social, who totally got what we were going for here! 😁

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