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Posts by Paul Downes Esq. (UK)

We'll be enjoying a lamb Afelia tomorrow if all goes well.

I've just cut the meat up and it's soaking in a fine Bordeaux, coriander and black pepper marinade in the fridge.

Watch this space.

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The key to success here was that he identified and targeted the most gullible group of people on planet earth - American MAGA.

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I was left with an £8,000 vet bill when my insurer cancelled my pet policy Thousands of people have got in touch with BBC Your Voice over concerns about rising pet insurance costs and poor cover.

Not a good look for 'Purely Pets'.

A glimpse into how health insurance might work when #ReformUK get rid of the NHS? More than likely.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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After the Midterms, it won't just be The Trumpster facing impeachment.

That much should be clear to anyone with half a brain.

You'd think.

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LEAKED MEMOS show how Chief Justice Roberts pressured other justices to lean heavily in favor of the oil and gas industry to kneecap a major EPA climate-change regulation—even as the court’s liberal justices warned it was an unprecedented, unjustified expansion of the court’s powers. trib.al/RQMIP47

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Did we break Chelsea?

#UTFT

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Yep.

It's common knowledge that if you are turned away by every other Force, the Met will take you on.

I know people who I wouldn't trust to look after a goldfish tank who got taken on by the Met. Weirdos, miscreants, incels, you name it. They'll take them and give them a warrant card.

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PROOF that the Premier League and PGMOL are even more corrupt than you dared believe.

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Trump 'blocked from accessing nuclear codes' by head of US military US President Donald Trump is alleged to have received push-back from a senior military person in a meeting at the White House during an attempt to access his country's nuclear codes

Allegedly tRump tried to grab the nuclear codes in a White House meltdown—only for the Joint Chiefs chairman to stand up and say “No.” Apparently, even the military knows this unhinged man is too dangerous for the football. How much longer can America risk it?
mcsp.short.gy/A86o

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The Met are scared of them.

I've met The Met. Arseholes, almost without exception.

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Google Merpol, btw.

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I'm sure #GMP will manage.

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#Chelsea: One of the Big Six? Really?

They have been relegated from England's top flight six times (1910, 1924, 1962, 1975, 1979, and 1988)

Abramovich has come and gone. He was a crook who elevated Chelsea beyond their status.

Big Six? FU C K O F F !

They're a bloated yoyo club.

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I blame the woman who kidnapped him in The Wirral. Clearly, unspeakable things were done to him.

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😂

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Yep. Stupid animals. Stupid enough to think they can handle the biggest, nastiest and best equipped gang in our city.

They'll be in for an informative lesson when they try that.

#Merpol

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I really hope Millwall don't get promoted.

Their fanbase is Reform on steggers.

There will be blood when they travel to EPL stadiums.

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I'm with The Pope on this.
"A handful of tyrants" ...

Not all of them hold public office.
Some are even more powerful than that.

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W O W !!!
That's some stat from Sky Sports.

#Chelsea have not lost 5 games in a row without scoring a single goal since T H E T I T A N I C S A N K in 1912.

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They have no motive and that sounds like misdirection.

Who has motive, means and opportunity?

One guy ticks all those boxes.
When I was working, that was enough.

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Blue Sky having problems again, I see.

Videos and gifs aren't working.

I smell a rat. A South African rat.

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Not much in it.
My seat is more or less in line with goal line.
After he hit it, I had time to take my glasses off and wipe them clean to see where it went.

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Now watch the Shyte lose to Palace next Saturday.

Everton that.

#UTFT

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Embarrassing.

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Shout out to that little lad who said to me 'you've only come to see the champions' to which I replied 'we've won it nine times you stupid little twat' and his Dad loomed out of the shadows. Hope he's about to fail his A levels in some East Midlands shithole.

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They always go down well.

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