never kill yourself

doesn't say "cat not included"

Started from the bottom (Alex's kitchen) Now we here (they own their own salon)

Everybody say thank you @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social

anything you want baby girl

sup fuckers, you gunna be at riptide? i'm gunna bring my tools again, so if you want a haircut hmu.

I'm like doordash for Alex Perez

look at yourself and tell me to not be embarrassed rn

idk how tf i got here, at 30, with a stupid straight white boy as one of my best friends but i GUESS THATS WHAT WE GOT??

i've touched grass AND i have friends

birthday tomorrow.....yall gunna still fwm when im 30?

getting steve blum to voice one of the objects in date everything is INSANE

turning 30 this week, just fell in the shower, coincidence???

it's my birthday week, what did you guys get me??

any1 wanna go with me to tpain this weekend?

one of my fave clients is getting a divorce!!!!!
happy pride month!!!!!

another night closing alone

the face of a broken soul

me: i want a baby so bad
the baby:

got that thang on me

any1 at combo breaker that has a room at the hotel with a fridge that i can put frozen burritos in until we can get in to our room??

we made it to illinois

you get me

one of the main reasons i haven't pursued top surgery it because those are my extra hands, girl i carry shit under those things, i put a whole bottle of sauce under there when my hands are full.
like?! am i supposed to give up that kind of assistance???

jake thinks i should keep them and ya know.........

I LOVE YOU

can i just.....like.....hello???

girl i already did

in his defense, he had just cut the shit out of his face

oh yeah he's beard boy