Pirates only one game out of first place in all of MLB!!! This could be their year!!

Sigh…

After almost every meeting so far this month, I’m starting to realize something:

Too many court jesters.
Not nearly enough dragons!

So many village idiots. So few dragons.

What we know about Noem’s new ‘Shield of the Americas’ role President Trump said Thursday that Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Kristi Noem would leave her role and be appointed as a special envoy for “The Shield of the Americas,”…

I think the "Shield of the Americas" tried to sell me a home warranty policy last week.

thehill.com/policy/inter...

Announcing Tuxedo Cat 2.0.
Now available in both Fur and Brick versions.

some posts age well, while others ...

I think the Board of Peace might have to rethink its name

What should an atheist do if stuck behind a car sitting at a green light that had a "Honk if you love Jesus!" bumper sticker on it?

A "friend" just pointed out to me that the time between when I started college and today is approx. the same as the time between when I started college and the end of World War II.
I’m not sure whether to feel old … or historically significant.

Went to my local furniture store today for their President’s Day sale. Trying to be clever, I said, “I’ll take one President, please.”

Without missing a beat, the salesperson goes, “Sorry… he’s already been bought.”

I wasn’t sure whether to laugh or check the return policy. 😉

Went to my local furniture store today for their President’s Day sale. Trying to be clever, I said, “I’ll take one President, please.”

Without missing a beat, the salesperson goes, “Sorry… he’s already been bought.”

I wasn’t sure whether to laugh or check the return policy. 😉

Most Space Shuttle missions were several days in duration. The longest, STS-80, was in orbit for more than 17 days and was going Mach 24 the entire time it was in orbit.

Friendship is weird. You pick a human you've met and you're like, "Yup I like this one," and you just do stuff with them.

Always give 100% (unless you are giving blood, 100% would be too much)

“It was not Hitler or Himmler who abducted me, beat me, and shot my family. It was the shoemaker, the milkman, the neighbour – who received a uniform and then believed they were the master race.”
— Karl Stojka, Auschwitz survivor.

Marcus Freeman is the only head coach to have a winning record against Curt Cignetti at Indiana.

No matter how crazy life becomes, you need to take time out to enjoy the journey. #HappyNewYear

My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"
I replied "No..."
She responded:
"How about now?"

Wow! Caitlyn Jenner just gave Donald Trump her 1976 Olympic gold medal in the decathlon. Pres. Trump is the greatest athlete ever!

It looks like he caught it to me. #GoBills

Take time out to enjoy the journey ...

❤️❤️❤️

How things started ... how it's going ...

Just a lonely Bills home in the middle of Steeler country ... getting ready for the game ... #GoBills #BillsMafia

Wow! Caitlyn Jenner just gave Donald Trump her 1976 Olympic gold medal in the decathlon. Pres. Trump is the greatest athlete ever!

Three days into Jan and he's already lost the Peace Prize for '26.

Maturing in marriage is understanding that when we say we would do anything for our wife, we really mean fight bad guys and slay dragons ... not vacuum, wash dishes or watch trashy reality shows together.

It's funny how writing a check to charity earns applause, but building a world where charity isn’t needed gets you labeled a dangerous socialist.