Ma che cazzo?

Moses Malone isn’t walking through that door.
Maurice Cheeks isn’t walking through that door.
Dr. J. isn’t walking through that door.
And if they do they’ll be gray and old. And Malone will be a zombie.

Salah gets a goal.
Pickford gets a card.

Nature is healing.

Good luck, DisCo.

The kids are alright

I hear a bell tolling.

Isn’t this how mutinies happen?

There’s an irony about this administration giving this job to an immigrant.

And yes 10090 is oddly specific but sometimes a typo should just stay.

I hope Reagan’s doing about 10090 RPM in his grave.

I want Maximum Chaos™️

So go Wagner, I guess.

Been there.

Still can’t get used to Ucla or non-Wisconsin UW in the B1G.

Spring 1979 was when my parents learned I was coming. Disco is at least partially responsible for my existence.

The birthday girl is content #caturday #NationalPetDay

Why is it modern ballparks insist on cramming so much shit into the outfield?

Nope. I can already tell this is something I don’t want to click.

Fair enough. Going from starting a team to starting an entire league is a big challenge. How’s that coming along? Worcester and Manchester seem like big opportunities.

Pourquoi?

Wake me when we get to ‘Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism’ so I can watch her head asplode.

TACO Tuesday it is!

Wait a minute… that’s a Master’s Degree. So what is he a doctor of?

Do I need to reach out to all the VC guys playing in the BSSL to get their thoughts?

She deserves as much compassion as she gave Cricket.

I want him alive. I want some hope that he’ll face justice someday.

Thinking about taking a SLOT OUT banner to Fenway Park tomorrow.

This guy was already on our radar. Thought he was trying for USL1 but decided on a whole damn league instead.

WAAAAAY too much VC marketspeak.

Oh this is going in the Mass Soccer group chat.

I have been. It’s hard to escape.