My new manager has but 8 hours of fucking meetings in my calendar this week. I’m come at him with a brick.

Friday starting out strong by my mother texting and asking if she should divorce my father.

The next R is 11 minutes away and it’s not even 6pm, but there’s no active delay or alert?!?! Make it make sense!

I’ve had 4 and a half hours of back to back meetings and now I have 15 minutes before I have another hour long meeting with a vendor. I am a shell of a human being.

I forget what it’s like to come home from the office and not be sore and exhausted.

I think putting my head in someone’s lap and getting my hair played with would fix me.

Oh I NEED the link to this

A lot to think about.

I think you mean raw*

I was put on this earth to breed dancers.

I always look goofy as hell the dad after a bleach cause my the toner always makes my hair look like a very light pink.

lol my boss just quit, I’m about to have the worst summer ever.

Loveeeee a quiet night at home. 😮‍💨

I have some suggestions

Steak Diane or Veal Gorgonzola tonight queens?

My favorite thing about capitalism is busting my ass and work 60+ weeks and then going into a meeting and being asked to provide metrics that I’m doing my job… like…how would you like me to put on a dashboard I spent a whole Saturday setting up 13 zoom rooms?!

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What’s crazy is those arms 💪🏼

I love domming cause like my love language is already showing affection by being a little mean.

I’m listening…

Wait…am I Victorian child?

You’re whoring in front of Mr. Babbish?

You love a puzzle.

Two things can be true.

I’m gonna be the sandwich king of park slope

My 5 year plan is to pay off all my debt and then open up a small literally speciality grocery store and sandwich shop. I will be free and full of bliss.

I’ve worked 70 hours in the last week and I’m ready to DIE

Hi.

You feel tired and a little sore most days.

God I need a smooch soooo bad!