The Onion trying to summon a satirical story dumber than current events [Animation of three people in red robes encircling a pentagram on the ground with their hands up, looking like they're summoning someone or something]

Happy Thursday, everyone. Let's hope today is... As calm and uneventful as possible.

I just miss sending funny reels to my husband haha I used Instagram mostly. Lol

Honestly, doing this Meta boycott has been nice lol no doom scrolling and I feel happier 🤣🤣🤣 #socialmedia #boycott #meta

My “driving-to-work” listening today. It certainly getting good. Didn’t think I’d like it much but here we are!! #booksky #books #reading #nocticadia #kerilake

I listened to the Dramatized Adaptation of ACOTAR and now I’m listening to a normal audio book… it sounds so flat 🤣🤣 I fear I’ve ruined regular audio books now having listened to the full-cast version of ACOTAR. #booksky #books #read #ACOTAR #SJM

I don’t know why these books don’t have more HYPE!!! LOVE THEM SO MUCH!

Banter 👌 characters 👌 development 👌 humor 👌

Also KINGSLY IS MY FAVORITE.

#booksky #booktok #bookstagram #books #reading #read #assistanttothevillan

THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT when I got a skip-the-line copy. Super excited to see if this book lives up to the hype 👀

#books #book #booksky #bookstagram #booktok #quicksilver #kingfisher

Tonight’s vibes 📚

#booksky #bookstagram #booktok #romantasy

Any favs?? And thanks!

Such an awesome birthday! Got some amazing new books! Goodbye 20’s, hello 30’s!! 🎉🥳

#books #booksky #skybook #instabook #bookstagram #booktok #read

Does anyone else feel like they are conditioned to fall asleep when reading?! I genuinely like the stories I just get SO TIRED.

#books #booksky #instabook #bookstagram #booktok

More of this, America.

Just finished A Silent Patient, and what the fuk? Definitely didn’t see that ending coming.

#booksky #booksagram #booktok #read #reads #reading

The more and more I learn about Rebecca Yarros the more and more I LOVE HER.

#rebeccayarros #booksky #booktok #fourthwing #ironflame #onyxstorm #bookstagram #read #reading #books #book

It’s already sooooo good! I’m mad I waited this long. Too many books on my TBR 😂

Been wanting to read this one for a while! Finally starting it! 🙌🙌

#books #reading #book #read #booksky #skybook #bookstagram #booktok

I hate this country.

Might take a staycation to just… read. Tired of working. 😜

#books #booksky #skybook #book #reading #read #booktok #bookstagram

My husband and I have a pact to not drink soda this year and he told me today his coworker offered him a Mt Dew and he drank it. How much does divorce cost? #justkidding

Please please please please please please PLEASE tell me I’m NOT getting Norovirus 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I DON’T WANT IT

It is without fail always between 12:00p and 2:00p that my chest feels weird while I’m at the office for work.

Doesn’t happen any other time.

This is getting really old and I’m not sure what else to do. Ugh.

#mentalhealth #anxiety #panicattack

I fell for the marketing tactic with this book.

Found out the part I saw on social media isn’t until the last 10% of the second book in the duet.

Oops.

Good thing the book isn’t terrible 😂

#books #booksky #bookstagram #booktok #read #reading #reads #fyp

Book: The Choosing Chronicles (A Game of Love and Betrayal)

This books is giving off MASSIVE Love is Blind vibes 😂

Just reminds me of when I was home sick watching the “Megan Fox” season and giving Charley updates while he was at work.

His coworkers were getting the same updates from THEIR wives 😂😂😂

#booksky #skybook #booktok #bookstagram #read #book

I stood up after editing my YouTube video and every joint below my belly button popped. I’m getting old 😂 😭

#old #millennial #90s

Gonna start this today 😁 looked everywhere for the physical copy but couldn’t find it. Thank goodness for Kindle Unlimited Free Trials 🤣

#booksky #skybook #books #reading #kindle #read

I mean yeaaaaaaaaah #booksky #books #reading

Preach!!

I need to not feel guilty about reading YA books. I worry about not enjoying “higher literature” but I’m LITERALLY reading for my personal enjoyment. Wtf. Chill, Brittney. #books #booksky #reading

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#onepiece #optcg #TCG #onepiecetcg #luffy#manga #bandai #trafalgarlaw #fyp #foryou #foryoupage #foryourpage #foru #foruyou #fup #fupシ #foryour

My next read! LOVE me some JLA!!! I know it’s YA but it’s really good so far. Already almost 150 pages in and I just started it today 🤭