Huh, I am thinking Pamuk also has a book called The White Palace, wonder if I am remembering right.

Cool! I read The Hero of this Book recently and liked it a lot. I just finished Nonesuch and loved it, so I will start Light Properties.

“It’s one website, Michael. How much could it cost? A billion dollars?”

Louis Armstrong stored jelly beans in his trumpet, which he would discreetly eat during his performances.

Mmm, now i'm thinking about potato jelly beans...

A-and also, bsky.app/profile/jaso...

Nasty chocolate candy with potato filling

Wait but no Potato Truffles?

Rumble rumble

Looking around for a tongue depressor

Allow me to recommend the breaded macaroni

@kellylink.bsky.social okay I'd like to hit you up for a book recommendation based on me loving @zadiesmith.bsky.social and #ElifBatuman, and being in the mood for something that will pull the same chain that they do.

"Big Brother has a different way of adding numbers together. If you take 2 and add another 2, that's 5."

"Big Brother has a different way of adding numbers together. If you take 2 and add another 2, that's 5."

Well I mean, that's the joke, right?

"Big Brother has a different way of adding numbers together. If you take 2 and add another 2, that's 5."

If you lived in Popeye town, your therapist would be an Austrian caricature with a thick beard and a thicker accent

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings YouTube video by The Onion

the onion understands american politics like no other news org youtu.be/ZaZPiwxPqO4

BLT with reality?

Heavy users ftw

I'm begging you please, somebody write a thinkpiece with title, "At Sixes and Sevens With Gen Alpha"

I want to get a diagnosis for my neuro-atypicality

Inside you there are two cartoon dipshits...

Looks functional

Don't serve a cake at a pie right

Alt text please

Do you still have the milk bottle hat in the family?

There's a grape academy

Side note: people really need to stop it with the algospeak. I cannot take you seriously if you refer to rape as "grape" in some quest to avoid something something "the algorithm."

Wtf

“For hundreds of years Germany was good enough to receive these elements, although they possessed nothing except infectious political and physical diseases”.

-Hitler, speaking of the Jewish population in a speech to the Reichstag, January 30, 1930.

We've found a new definition of "chutzpah."