the "I'm a Leafs goalie" face

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

The idea of Twitter (or any microblogging site) as a “global town square” was always a lie and/or a marketing hook, Twitter was a mall and now it’s a dirt mall where you can maybe, MAYBE find a printer cartridge refill stand, all the other franchisees moved out a while ago

There should be a database of Toronto convenience stores that have a cat

Area man who lost his riding seat and flew 3000 kms to get back into government says people have to answer to their constituents.

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning, I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool

Why is this happening again

How dare you, sir.

I'd say "hang it in the Louvre" but.....

Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

Bro is eating Pac-Man's ass.

Lucked out on grabbing one yesterday (with only minimal markup) 🎉

Someone at Rogers Centre is drafting up a contract right now, yes?

ok, enough talking about the rapture right before the rapture. it's like wearing the band merch you just bought at the concert.

Buck!!

This is a travesty. 😰

How long have they been pumping up this fireworks thing? Lollll

The Iron Sheik o @the_ironsheik HULK HOGAN MAY HAVE BEEN A DUMB SON OF A BITCH IN THE RING BUT OUTSIDE THE RING HE WAS ALSO A DUMB SON OF A BITCH

Never gonna get Hulk Hogan meat shoes now, are we?

Luckily, it showed up 2 minutes later but daaamn.

Such a bummer.

I live outside the city but visit every weekend and my dropoff in the city is Yorkdale, so it was easy just to slip in there. With the Eaton Centre location gone too, not likely I'll make the trek to Stockyards.

Would explain why they had roped off the second floor when I was in there on Friday.

Ugh it was so convenient for returns, too.

Considering starting back up on the donation thing. The last time, I donated too much too quickly and bonked my head off a coffeeshop floor.

I got a free lemonade out of it, though...

I've been hitting up the Manulife Centre one recently. Not much for ambience (although I should expect that from it being in an Indigo).

JOEY LOOPS 👀

Need a gif of that guy eating shit when trying to catch the Lukes homer plz

CALL THEM THE TORONTO BUE JAYS BECAUSE THERE ARE NO L'S UP IN THIS BITCH!

please rise and place your hand over your stomach

the leafs org thought they were putting up a slogan, but they were actually putting up a diagnosis