It’s been a couple months but one of the gym guys finally tried chatting with me. By asking if I’m an islander

It’s the dress that makes you trans (gimme)

Just showing off

Got cut early, saw my bar friends, had a chili dog during the new Predator movie, worked out, regretted my drunk chili dog workout, drank again.

That’s a Friday

One of the workers at my favorite bar drew this for me

Bestie’s bf got us pins while out of town and I love mine dearly

Almost fell for the obvious trap coming home from a movie (just took one beer)

Picked up my new favorite pair of shorts at Bridge city Sinners show last week

It’s me, Cat-Jesus

False it’s so much easier to sleep with a coworker in a restaurant

There’s this little scrappy doo dog in my neighborhood and I’m scared he’s going to become my sidekick

Bonk 2: Bonk in Action

I’m so excited for the state fair next week

I really want a new Fanny pack for the state fair but I don’t know if I’m cool enough to pull off the crossbody look

I’m trying so hard to stay awake and hang out because a pretty girl invited me but I’m so sleepy

One of my coworkers outed himself as a flat earther AND he keeps trying to get us to ask about his SoundCloud, truly a monster

Libs just don’t appreciate slapstick humor anymore (hitting nazis with your car)

every summer the entire south should switch to a shorts/tank top work uniform. Forcing me to wear pants is inhumane

My mom finally insinuated I was gay, a full eleven after my dad did

I loved it so much

I need to know when Eye-boy is coming back

Bird gone . Sad : (

Picture of a dork ass lookin cop with the headline "Florida Head of Miami police shoots himself on busy highway after domestic dispute".

lol, lmao

A neighbor kept the gorilla when the zoo McDonald’s did a remodel and I’m so jealous

I’ve had like six months free and it’s honestly surprisingly good. But you’re not wrong

I am too!

I’m watching Foundation and it’s crazy how good this is and no one told me about it. Shame on y’all

POV: I’m approaching you to be mutuals on the new app