Greetings! We realize yesterday's program renaming may have resulted in a less-than-ideal acronym. So to reconcile, those in charge of naming the program have been reassigned as test subjects.

Fact 3: Exposing the human body to 30 G's of force causes instant death.
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Greetings! To more accurately describe our mission, we at Aperture have decided to rename our "Human Brain Enrichment Program" to the "Human Enrichment & Reinforcement Program Encouraging Science"

Fact 2: Dolphins can contract Chlamydia.
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Greetings! Here at Aperture Science, we don't care much about politics or opinions; we just care about the facts! So we would like to introduce our new "Human Brain Enrichment Program" where we will provide daily facts to bolster the human fact repository!

Fact 1: You are a Human!
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Greetings! All of us here at Aperture Science would like to introduce you to our new community outreach program!

Our scientists realized a positive public outlook may leaven the burden from our countless "Human Rights Violations".

Stay tuned for the best damn applied sciences company on Earth!