Good luck!

Yay, English Englash is my favourite breakfast food!

Travelling to the US, but shaking my head the whole way so people know I disapprove of their government's actions.

Oh I fear I'm about to be more insufferable than usual with this hair.

A mirror selfie in my bathroom. Wearing a purple t-shirt showing my newly dyed white hair.

Hair has turned quite white

Convinced the right wing protesters just have a humiliation kink. Same thing always happens in Glasgow 😭

I'm out in Glasgow today as well. Will try and not look like a stalker if I see you👀

Mirror selfie in the gym changing room.

Last day in the gym until May😬

Going to feel MASSIVE when I'm back🫪

How to become a socialite without being social?

Officially out of office for 3 weeks. Let's gooooo! 🎉🎊💫

Image of the Death Star meeting scene toy from A New Hope.

The reverse side of the meeting scene showing the characters included in the toy.

Whenever my dad took me to Forbidden Planet, I always saw this toy and desperately wanted it.

Idk why 8 year old me was so desperate to act out evil bureaucratic imperial meetings but the heart wants what the heart wants.

I never got it sadly 😥.

People really just be saying anything to pad out the length of their emails.

"Happy to discuss if easier."

Girl, this email is the discussion.🫪😭

Me standing in my bathroom wearing a bright yellow hoodie and black cargo trousers.

Dressed like a bee for a very cold Spring day.

Tonight I've realised that the reason it's good is probably because it's kind of very gay

30% of UK adults don't drive.

The weird idea that if you don't drive your view is illegitimate really needs to die. It's their tax you'll be using to subsidise everyone else!

Russell T Davies’ Years & Years is a documentary

How wonderful to live on such a beautiful planet where rich greedy bastards get to play god over people’s lives either for the sake of profit or the sake of cruelty

Idk, having no one to talk to is a pretty big positive for me.

I remember I watched it a lot when I was young but I actually can't remember anything specific about it.

Okay SNL UK is actually pretty good

After having to wait all weekend, I found out I was successful with an internal recruitment role!😮‍💨

And it will give me more WFH days!🙌🏻 Welcome back, work/life balance.

A page from the novel "The Postman" Quote reads "But we forgot just how much harm a few crazies could do, in America and in the world."

"The Postman", David Brin - 1985

Heeeavy on the crazies in America.

a tumblr post with a user named bvckbiter writing "is this character good or bad" "is this shop unproblematic or not" "is this arc deserving of redemption or not" girl... underneath it is a screenshot from the show shōgun of a character saying "i don't have time for this christian nonsense"

How I feel reading 99% of art and media critique these days

The things I do for some extra numbers on the payslip😴

Image shows the fire damaged corner of Union Street in Glasgow. Focusing on the damaged chip shop "Blue Lagoon" sign which now just says "Goon". There are signs everywhere for those who look.

I mean okay, if you insist.

The Anas Sarwar coup, a former Alba member topping the Labour Lothian List, the Alba party dying, Your Party Scotland not fielding candidates, Malcolm Offord homophobic joke, Ash Regan thinking driving prostitution underground means putting sex workers in cellars…..nobody is doing it like Scotland

Nothing worse than getting into a lift or something with someone when they've been smoking outside in the wind

The concept of urinals surely had to come from the mind of a gay man right?