You're so FANCY I was like TOBY

@drtobydriver.bsky.social SAW YOU ON DIGGING FOR BRITAIN 👌👌👌

a fish is swimming in the water with the words golite wreckless divers in the corner Alt: a fish is swimming in the water with the words golite wreckless divers in the corner

Me: how do you spell Coelacanth?
My husband: Celia Canth? I don't know who that is?

A digital painting of a wood duck male's head looking to the right. It's green feathers are interspersed with different blues and purples contrasting against the white forehead and chin stripes. The orange bill and eye stand out sharply.

I had a fun time working on this wood duck drake's head. There are so many different colours blended into the feathers and I wasn't sure they were all going to work together for a while there, but I'm happy with the final result. #Art #Birds #ArtAdventCalendar

I've never had eggnog in my life, is it nice?!

My almost 6mo is now mostly sleeping 12hrs a night. He's just had some milk though (at 4qm) because of his teefs giving him jip, bless him. He's so good at putting himself to sleep but I like to keep an eye on him on the monitor. 👀

a cartoon character from the simpsons is standing in front of a row of lockers Alt: a cartoon character from the simpsons is standing in front of a row of lockers waving

@theasabin.bsky.social hello other Sabin

I love him!

Now I know what Billie Holiday meant when she said "I'm so weary all the time" 🥱

Hugh grant saying " but, um, you know Natalie who works here?"

His assistant saying "the chubby girl?"

The chubby girl?! Oh the millennium.

The hairstyles are so unflattering I can't tell how old anyone is

What party is Hugh Grant supposed to be head of. He's a bit slimy so... Tory?

Liam Neeson and Emma Thomson gonna fuck?

My baby started weaning today 🥹

I thought there was no way that Hugh Grant was old enough to be Prime Minister at 43 but the youngest was William Pitt in 1783 at 24yo

The Trigger Happy TV ringtone is life

Oh my god Snape 😭😭😭

Is Rick Grimes gonna fuck his best mate?

A mention of the two towers within the first minute is a bold move

I'm going to watch Love Actually for the first time.

I made my 5 month old a bonnet and it's giving Amish 😂

Three baking trays covered with sliced grapefruit, oranges, lemons and lime.

With the 5mo baby taking reliable naps now I've actually had time to make some homemade Christmas decorations 🍊🍋

Do you remember when you turned the TV on and it went
DUNG ᵂᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉ

Me: *gently transfers baby to crib*
Also me:
*Bones crack*
*Phone calls on floor*
*Farts*

It was great!

He spit up on my neck this morning and it got in my hair 🤮

Is it weird to say I think milky spit up is worse than poop. Maybe just because he poops once a day and spit up all the time. It gets all sour and gross.

Gorgeous babiesss

Me standing on a train track in a forest. It's mostly pine trees. I am wearing ripped jeans, a green waterproof, and a green hat. I am wearing my baby in a carrier on my front and he's wearing a pumpkin hat

We had a cool time in New Hampshire 🍁🍂🍃