when I tell you this t-shirt I just found in a thrift store was the best six dollars I've ever spent

Photographs of a dinosaur-looking bird, the shoebill, and popstar Sabrina Carpenter, overlaid with a height comparison showing both are 152 cm, with visual graphics saying the magazine's name SSWAGGER and some Chinese characters

Photographs of a shoebill and popstar Sabrina Carpenter overlaid with a height comparison showing that, yes indeed, both are just 152 cm

I can't even begin to describe this photograph. I think that might be Taylor Swift on a night out with Sabrina Carpenter. But Sabrina is photoshopped to have a shoebill face and talons, with wing-tips coming out her coat but still Sabrina's hair

Just incredible shoebill awareness-raising from this Hong Kong teens' magazine

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

🩷 ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ! 🩷

a poorly drawn cat with a drop pin shape

a grey cat inside a cat carrier, with only its head sticking out, making it look like a maps drop pin

📍

EAT YOUR VEGATABLES, YUGI-BOY

I hope love and deepspace never fixes this glitch

NBC's broadcast of the Macy's parade has superimposed the word "FOREIGNER" over the balloon of Mario.

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

A meme of 'Is this an archive?' showing a grid with various classifications of things that might be archives based on their content and structure.

Hoping this helps our colleagues across the industry

Beloved blonde lawyer and neuro-divergent detective, L Woods Honestly a joke that I thought a lot more people were going to get. You'd think Legally Blonde and Death Note would have captured some part of the millenial venn diagram

"What, like it's hard?"
- L Woods, when asked if he would catch Kira

you remember her birthday: because you put it in your phone's calendar.

I remember her birthday: because LiveJournal has been sending me email reminders once a year when it's coming up since we became LJ friends in 2003.

we are not the same

came across the derpiest cutest boy today and i’m obsessed

Finally it’s relevant

Thanks to this person (I should've grabbed their socials) I now have the best reaction image I could imagine 🔫😺

Cup of chocolate milk on a Morton's menu.

The Morton's Steakhouse Choccy Milk.

Congratulations Shinji on a cake

I can’t get over my cousin’s graduation cake.

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social • 1h Going to become "the bad boy of Jeopardy" and by that I mean "I'm going to use my phone to look up the answers" until "Ken Jennings beats my ass" 9 • 176 Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social You mean look up the questions.

This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online

Editor: You get the pictures for the air traffic controller story?

Photographer: Sure did boss. Real fucking sexy just like you asked.

Editor: What

Never enough baba yaga houses! #babayaga #procreateart #witchy #art

The 66-year-old woman kicking this guy’s ass is a retired professor of medicine with 16,000 citations on Google Scholar

Goals

An important announcement from the Governor of Illinois.

Boston Market recently changed their name to Boston MARKET, a move that increased their market capitalization by 500%

girl just call me the slur it’s easier

characters most susceptible to the One Ring who would be destroyed and twisted beyond recognition the most quickly.

Antiques Roadshow appraiser let me talk about my family's prized soup tureen for 4 minutes before telling everyone it was a chamber pot

Using OpenAI's new, powerful "reasoning" model to calculate the amount of states that have R in them. Welcome to the future, everybody