Happy birthday!

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I’ve been waiting 😈

Got a good pump in before I’ve gotta catch a train into Manhattan in a bit. Hope everyone’s enjoying their weekend. 😊💪🍆

Yes please 🤤 🥵

Got myself a haircut before a busy weekend coming up 😊 💇🏻‍♂️

Goooooood lord 🥵 🤤

Nothing creative to say…Just a selfie on the way to the gym. 😊

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#FCF post ski edition.

Obligatory hotel mirror pic: Humpday edition 🪞 🍑

Obligatory hotel mirror pic 🪞

Me! Me! Me! 🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🔥🤤

Oh I’m definitely part of the problem then cause I watched tha and thought “ oh hell yeah. This looks awesome” haha 😂

Ugh.. I wanna make out with so many of you guys and the fact that I can’t is honestly kinda fucked up lol.

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I’d just like to go on record that I live like 15 mins from Fire island 😂

Volunteered to come in to work an early Saturday morning today. Spent the first hour of the day sitting at my desk with a raging morning wood hard on, having to make small talk with people as they got into work. Happy Saturday! 🙃🙃🙃🌅🪵

Horny at work today and it’s kinda all your guys’ fault. TGIF! 😈

Hi, someone come have lunch with me so I don’t have to eat by myself in my car like I’m Steven Glansberg.

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Just saw Good Omens 3 finally got a release date. I’m happy it’s getting a chance to end, even if I’m a bit disappointed we’re not getting a full season. I have the biggest crush on Michael Sheen/Aziraphale and genuinely adore the book / show. I hate that Gaiman turned out to be such a POS monster.

Got a haircut, a face buzz and a new shiner to match. 💇🏻‍♂️ 😊

Happy belated birthday stud! 🍻

Another mirror pic? How original… I do apologize for the lack of creativity, but alas, I am a man of routine, and Mondays and Wednesdays are for rolls. 🤼‍♂️💪🏼

Had a tremendous day on the slopes. Skied my ass off. 20+ runs. Now it’s time for a nice hot shower. Who’s coming with? 😏 🎿

Back in Vermont for another ski weekend!😊 ⛷️

May I interest anyone in some post BJJ humpday cheeks?

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Yes please! lol

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How I came to work after having a sex dream about my coworker.

Happy birthday @kingtart.bsky.social ! Hope you guys have an awesome day! ♥️ 🎂 🎈

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I’m out in manhattan with the fellas tn so if you see me do the secret hand signal and we can go find a dark corner to make out in.