I really do like Arfsten but he’s a defensive liability

#USMNT

#BlueCoOut

Protest Day. #BlueCoOut forever.

“I’m getting me an Ivey jersey!”
- weirdos who don’t watch basketball

Well, that was a bad March camp. Anyways, here is who I’d take to the World Cup

#USMNT

I’d hate to be Italian right now

#WorldCup

Agyemang hasn’t scored a goal in over a month btw.

#USMNT

I can’t put into words how much I hate the owners of Chelsea Football Club

#BlueCoOut forever

Just in case you didn’t know, #BlueCoOut

Idk how one can incorporate this but I think the dude that invented the FAAAHHHH sound effect should get an Oscar

#Oscars

I’m about to start calling this mfer Cooney Chukwuemeka

Atlanta needs just as much smoke for not developing American players just as much as Miami and LA get. I enjoying seeing them lose for that reason.

#MLS.

The LA Galaxy shouldn’t be in the CONCACAF Champions Cup and it shows

My Colorado Rapids hatewatch is a massive success so far

#MLS

#RBNY becomes the first team in #MLS History to start 3 17-and-unders in a league match

Did this mfer just say he was fat and nasty?

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Another exciting January transfer window

#CFC

People overhyped this guy to oblivion bc of Barcelona. Same thing is happening to Kochen.

#USMNT

I gotta meet the lumberjack who cut this water.

Wow, my country has been ruined by billionaires. Maybe I can distract myself with my social media.

*Checks Twitter*

Wow, my favorite app has been ruined by billionaires. Maybe I can distract myself with my favorite soccer team.

*Watches Chelsea*

Wow, my team has been ruined by billionaires….

We don’t care about Clearlake.

They don’t care about us.

All we care about is Chelsea FC!

#CFC

Nigeria is killing it this AFCON. Last edition we were defensively solid, and now it’s all about a free flowing attack. 🇳🇬
#AFCON

I’ll be rooting for manchester city next weekend.

#CFC #BlueCoOut #EghbaliOut

If he wasn’t going to leave the league, why did we let him go?

My #WorldCup tier list.

#FIFA #USMNT

Literally nobody is happier than Don Garber right now

#MLS

Today is international men’s day, but nobody is going to say anything about it until international women’s day next year and complain “wHy Is ThErE nO iNtErNaTiOnAl MeN’s DaY??¿?”

HAITI ARE INTO THEIR FIRST WORLD CUP IN HALF A CENTURY ❤️

USMNT vs Uruguay tonight

Every problem in life can be fixed by switching to a back 3

#USMNT