The joy of Christmas trainers 😍

Been for root canal treatment today, it was really quick and painless. Two hours on however, it’s starting to feel a bit sore 😟

I have been having this same thought myself. I don’t know! I feel like I should be making more friends tho but don’t know how either.

When he did something to upset her and she threw a teapot of boiling tea at him! Good for her! She saw out her days with her brother Harry in Wareham where she caused some embarrassment by going out in food stained clothes. I love her.

Today I learned I had a great great aunt Rachel who was apparently red haired and feisty. She ended up with the role of caring for her mum and never married. They spent some time in the US with family, whilst there, Rachel worked as housekeeper for a single man. This employment came to a swift end..

The hulky eye thing scared me so much as a child!

I’ve decided wine is a good idea. It’s definitely not but I remain optimistic. Fuck it.

What a fantastic band name!

It was a bit windy up the hill the other day 💨

Beautiful autumn autumning very efficiently.

Delightful conversation with my 76 year old mum and her 78 year old partner today. Apparently, in the last elections, she persuaded him to vote differently with the promise of sexual favours. I mean good for them but bloody hell, I’m definitely filing this under TMI.

It just comes naturally!
Luckily it was just meat and potato, no arseholes, as far as I know!

😆 I’m over it now, life’s too short I decided. They are forgiven.

Bod was my favourite, along with Mr Ben!

I made a lovely pie for my lovely family. My mum said I’m very uncouth. Result!

The other night, I dreamt that I flat shared with Ian Brown and Howard Donald and they had stolen my frozen fruit that I use for smoothies.
I’m still feeling quite cross about it now.

Is it the full moon effect? 👀

I definitely thought it was Thursday today, just logged on to a meeting for tomorrow and wondered where everyone was 🙄

I could just eat them

Will someone else just come and make this roast dinner, I can’t be arsed.

😳😄

Buy yourself a good quality wig, no-one will know, or pop over to Turkey for hair implants!

I found yours

Yes! Holcomb tower.

Absolutely, if we have to get old there has to be some perks. I just want to say really outrageous things and see people’s reactions. As well as funny coloured hair 😀

When my dad died one of mine used to rest her head on mine ❤️
Although, my male cat has just attempted to pee in the corner of room instead of going out 😬 so it’s not all loveliness 😀

Had my hair done today, this is definitely not my natural hair colour. I can feel purple hair coming at some point. I’m planning on growing older very disgracefully.

Are you sure there wasn’t a banana involved at the crucial time? 😃

That’s lovely! I’ve had cats all my life and have 3 now. They just seem to know when you need some love 😊

Two new acquisitions, blue calcite and citrine. Beautiful.