I’ve seen Nat Geo docs with less pure animalistic brutality than whatever the fuck Team USA Women’s Hockey got going on

My dad is currently watching Ben Affleck in the criterion closet like a sporting event. Ben picked “Fast times at Ridgemount High” and he clapped and said “Ah great pick by him!”

Notice how Ken Burns released “The American Revolution” before Defunctland dropped their newest video?

The cut to Ardbert almost killed me. No more blood on his weapon or armor anymore, his friends welcoming him back…🥲 #shadowbringers #ffxiv

Music cue so good I almost jumped off my couch #shadowbringers #ffxiv

One of the nice things about being so behind in FFXIV is that Amaurot feels truly hollow. Other players not being here at the moment really give it that vibe as a place trapped in time

I am Stuart Little #shadowbringers #ffxiv

Also the music in Amaurot sounds like something by Atlus sound team. The more popular thing to say would be Persona 3 but what it really sounds like is Trauma team, specifically forensics or endoscopy

“To the very end” And what if I launch myself into the flood what then

Hate to break it to you my guy, but that’s kinda my whole shtick #ffxiv

Ooooh so he’s like in LOVE love with me #ffxiv #shadowbringers

“Olympus Aflame” has to be one of the BEST OSTs in the Hades II soundtrack. I love all the other tracks as well but I am a brass player and the brass writing is so tight. (Hireeee me to play for the next gaaaammeee, I can play in 7/8 I promiseeeeeee)

So true, it’s a balancing act

Like yeah we have sound euphonium, but I feel like that didn’t have the same reach in the slightest

I want something to affect school concert band numbers the way Haikyu affected club volleyball numbers.

HE THINKS OF HER AS A BLESSING 😭😭😭😭😭 #ffxiv #shadowbringers

You are forgiven…for now. Only because I cried a little.

He said “lest you forget I am the father of TWO daughters”. To him the scions are Alisaie and those other people I work with #ffxiv #shadowbringers

I am going to kill him with a gun #ffxiv #shadowbringers

Thancred is so tired hahahaha

Obsessed with this vain diva, you let them tell that story king #ffxiv #shadowbringers

Kinda wild that the logo for FFXIV is the meteor that caused insane irreparable damage to Eorzea and you can get it as confetti for the event that commemorates said calamity. Kinda like if we gave away little confetti planes on 9/11 #ffxiv

Obsessed with this follow through. Minfilia the only one in the group with manners fr #ffxiv #shadowbringers

Ope forgot that Estinien is on a little prevention of biochemical warfare side quest while everyone else has fucked off to an alternate dimension

My poor little buff glo-stick just wants to help people ☹️ #ffxiv

Yo why does his boob have a face?????? #ffxiv #shadowbringers

The connections today is giving the categories were due at midnight and we turned them in at 11:59:59

Just gotta say introducing the new relationship dynamic between thancred and Urianger in the land of the FAIRIES is a wild choice. Ff14 said here are your gay dads we put them in Fruitville with their daughter if you even care

The music cut and long pause before “Maybe I’ll just walk on water” is frying me LOVING SHB so far #ff14 #shadowbringers

The under the breath jab, the slow head turn followed by the grab and shove, and the immediate need to be like “I WAS JOKING!!!”. They are just like me and my siblings fr 😭 #ff14 #shadowbringers