Orange and white cat on a shelf next to a large yellow plastic toy helicopter. His behavior report is 95% good, 5% trespassed on the helicopter shelf (the classic)
Behaviores Report: tha clazzik! 95% goode, 5% trespaced on tha hellocobber shelve
Of coarse and evin Freydo
I donot hav a porblum with disko so yore pointe is moote
Yez!
Itis a coole galaxy lite thing that porjects stars and stuff on tha ceiling
A POX ON YORE HAUSE! durandurang is coole as hek!
Tim Onion, ca'ats shoulde feachure promnintly on new infowars, like Heater and me.
Yez i am a ca'at of manny jobs
1. Disko roolz
2. Disko asin disko-tech
Enjoy g somb outerspasce disco time
Orange and white cat keeping an eye on a hummingbird feeder
Wel i waited arownd an lott butt didnot see Beatrice todaye. No worrys, itis a bizzy time fore an birb and thare are manny othur sources of food for her rite naow
Top oftha werld, ma!
Outrespasce
Want bakin want sossidges
Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.
There's just gotta be a line somewhere.
Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.
Wantu beam to WoffleHauz
Yez, do want wofflehauz
Thatis my hope
Am in transponter bay
Infowars logo but gay frogged
God bless
With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.
We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.
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I just kno
Orange and white cat in a metallic box with a ring of small lights at the top. He says, "good morning Gonzobongos! Beam me up, Scotty! As they say."
Goodemorning Gonzobongos! Beem meup, Scottly! As thay say
Wait til they hear about these things called "cars"
Neithre , momb sayed we were being buntheds and made us stop
Thamk!
A rare 6-foot bright orange nurse shark with white eyes was discovered and released off the coast of Costa Rica in August 2025, first documented sighting. The unique color is caused by a combination of two rare genetic conditions: xanthism (excessive yellow pigmentation) and partial albinism.
“Still punk” I whisper as i watch Black Flag’s live Coachella feed from my bed in my pjs at 6:30 pm
Am going hard on green tea 🍵
Lowe type pluss somb hizz
Orange and white cat, 95% good, 5% got in a growling match with Sally
Behaviores Report: 95% goode 5% gott in groweling match with Sally whomst is eqwally colpable
