SYBAU and do something useful for the American people. Y'ALL have beef with them folks not us.

I'll miss Charlene though.

Everyone is shy on their first week. but if you got jokes let them fly, just be respectful.

Like what's wrong? You haven't called me by my name since our third date

A woman using eye drops to unsee something unspeakable.

Why tf are y'all so horny

My dad taught me to be strict, no matter who I loved and I live by the code of "uh uh".

When me and my girl first got together, I peeped and deaded that shit immediately. Like, girl you don't like when another woman looks at me for too long. I'll walk away right now, no hard feelings.

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Me: *existing
Seasonal depression:

They did not, in fact, want a revolution, Kirk!

Ok wtf, ytf, and htf? In that order.

I feel lighter, freer.

I have questions. I won't ask them. But I want you to know that I have so many questions.

Since it's unhinged on the skyline today, I'll add to it. Candy corn is delicious.

A part of me doesn't want to believe you, but another part is just like, "she's deadass about loving that tart ass unsweetened cranberry juice"

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Me, an Aries woman: Tf I do?

Bro I hate that shit. The only time I'm a bully is when a mf is being passive aggressive. Like say it like you mean it or keep it on the playground.

Alone with my phone.

Heart was always my fave element.

Nah you're officially going on my list of "villains who must be stopped"

What (and I cannot stress this enough) TF?

First and foremost, felonious behavior. Second, Simply does have the juice game on lock. It's the Beyonce of juices.

I don't appreciate how you arranged these words

Lol I hit the skyline on my days off to crack jokes.

League of villains type beat

That's something the joker would say.....

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The skyline has me shook today. Someone asked what's the best juice apple or orange and someone said grapefruit.

You... You don't want to know

This is Joker level villainy....

Oh... You're a villain