[Context: I work in floral]
Customer: how can I make this?
Me: *looks at pic* that's AI.
Customer: I know, how can I make it?
Me: you can't.
Customer: why not?
ITS NOT FUCKING REAL DIVA, FLOWERS DON'T WORK THAT WAY!!
An illustration of various crabs holding a valentines card that says "Girl, are you undergoing carcinization? Because you're the ideal evolutionary form!"
Flirting~ 🩷✨️🦀🎀❤️
nobody calls their friend and says whasssuuuuuupppppppp anymore, sad
Halsin doodle
Man on a local news street interview: The earth is a resort for like 500 rich people and the rest of us are just the staff.
This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.
i am continuously stunned by the real, significant changes HRT can cause over a fairly short period of time. i look at myself, my face, my body, my hair, and cannot believe that the human body is capable of such a feat
Contemporary painting by Denys Golden. www.goldengallery.ca
Touch of Night, acrylic on canvas, 24x24in.
Image
Still a big favourite of mine!
OK I log off social media for 30 minutes and I guess my country started another war. cool. Great. Could you please stop doing that
smoldering coals 🌑
A bunch of little shaymin Pokemon illustrations in bright colors
Shaymin Shaped
Watercolour painting of some garden pots.
#art #watercolours #painting
browsing the internet used to feel like you were uncovering hidden new zones and getting rid of fog of war now it’s like a bunch of cannibal maniacs are chasing after you with crossbows trying to roast you alive
wip, goodnight 🌙
Indian mermaids
I hate it here
🐎✨
Watching #Buffy in its entirety for the first time and I was wondering why I find so many of the actors attractive.
It's the human teeth. I forgot what a full cast of human teethed individuals looked like. Not a set of veneers in sight. It's beautiful.
Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you”
Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”
01: There is a woman facing you with a confident expression. She has blond hair, messy twin pigtails, a small angel wing coming off the right side of her head, and a devil horn coming off the left. She has a big angel wing coming off the left side of her back, and a devil wing coming off the right. Her right eye is teal and has an 'X' pattern on the pupil, whereas her right eye is indigo and has a circle pattern on the pupil. She wears a pink neckerchief, and a tight sleeveless top that's blue on the top half and dark purple on the bottom. She also has disconnected sleeves, so her shoulders are still visible. She says "HEY!! It's ME, you're OLD OC. Haven't drawn ME in a while, HAVE YA'?" 02: She puts up her hands in front of her, as if you say 'stop it'. She has big, robotic hands. She says "No no, IT'S OKAY! Let's be real, my design is pretty amateurish HAHA" 03: She turns a bit to the side, and adopts a more sympathetic expression, but keeps looking you in the eyes. She says "But I want you to know that I've been there all this time. I've watched you grow. And you've grown SO much." 04: Closeup of her face as her confident expression returns. She tilts her head and gives you a wink. "Proud of ya', kid."
Look you just have to make the cool weird shit that excites you. You must. In this world besieged by bland, scrubbed boring, computer slop, you must. Make the thing you’re embarrassed to make, the thing that feels “too much” because otherwise we get drowned in a sea of cowardly work made by a button
Just started Tales of the Shire about 15 minutes ago and idc what issues or bugs this game has, it stole my heart the moment it let me give my hobbit the same autism demeanor/walk I have. 10/10.
#talesoftheshire #hobbit #lotr
I think gender has the capacity to be super cool and we've all missed an opportunity by making it gross instead
It's like your astrological sign! Just a fun set of weird arbitrary aesthetics you get to declare your identity!
But noooooooooooooooooooo we had to go and make it a system of oppression
thank you for staying, even on rainy days
summer water
