Comic that jokes about pretending to be a submissive, but nobody cares and gets told to fuck off.

Screenshot from an anime. Dialogue: "maybe I'm just meant to be lonely"

Joked that she should step on me, crying and vomiting that it didn't work 😔

A man putting on clown makeup

Mfw she stops responding after you dm her a totally banger joke

Discord chat log. One person mentions how men love wearing salmon-colored shirts, and another responds with a picture of Vegeta from Dragon Ball Z wearing a pink button-down shirt with the words "Badman" on the back.

The female mind cannot comprehend this (/s)

Also saw a woman stomp out a spotted lantern fly and honestly it should've been me 🫡

Girl in a band tee stands next to me on the subway

Time to visibly-but-casually pick a song from my power metal Spotify playlist instead of indulging in 10 more hours of slice of life high school anime opening soundtracks

A cardboard box with crackers, brie, parmesan, grapes, strawberries, prosciutto, soppresata, salami, etc.

Shark coochie box 🥹

Doomer wojak

Mfw the girl I curved starts dating someone else

A plate of fried rice made with Beyond Meat sitting on a window sill l

The ingredients laid out for display (cooked white rice, Beyond Meat, green onion, garlic, canola oil, sesame oil, soy sauce, oyster sauce, Sriracha, salt, and black pepper)

Seed oil fried rice

The finished dish by a windowsill

Braised beef shin and fried eggs over rice

🥺👉👈

A videogame controller with corroded batteries

For my first foray into desserts I made rock candy

A plate of fried rice by a window sill

The ingredients (cooked white rice, green onions, canola oil, soy sauce, salt, eggs, char siu, shrimp, peas) laid out for display

扬州炒饭

making a scene at the hip coffee shop so the blue haired barista lady will spit in my drink

Two cooked sirloin steaks resting on a cutting board

The ingredients laid out for display (two raw steaks, garlic, butter, salt, pepper, and cooking oil)

Friend got us some steaks for cat sitting

Overcooked them a bit and some thyme or rosemary would've been nice, but still not bad

I would die for them

A plate containing three fried eggs over white rice

Boy dinner

Plate of finished chicken wings

Ingredients laid out for display

Salt and pepper oven-fried wings.

General recipe from Made With Lau, but used J. Kenji Lopez-Alt's roasted wing technique instead of deep frying.

Tyvm!!

The finished dish

The ingredients laid out for display

Chinese-american beef and broccoli

The finished dish

The ingredients laid out for display

Egg fried rice

The finished dish

The ingredients laid out for display

Random noodle stir fry

Yeaahhh, I have super mixed feelings about things like the Uncle Roger character. Like his jokes mostly aren't making fun at Asian stereotypes, but it still makes me feel pretty weird.

A plate of stir fried pork belly with a plate of romaine lettuce

Pork belly marinated with gochujang, soy sauce, sesame oil, etc.

- Gochujang-marinated pork belly
- Salt and pepper-ish chicken wings
- Broccoli with oyster sauce
- Stir fried noodles
- Mapo tofu

The finished dishes arranged on a dining table

The ingredients for each dish laid out for display, organized by proteins, sauces, spices, produce, etc.

A platter of orange slices

When I joined a new scene, someone I met early on made it very easy to join the community and quickly became one of my favorite ppl

Cooking for them was always particularly enjoyable for me, and I'm glad I had the chance to cook for them one last time before they moved away 🥹

angybeef.bsky.🅱🅾cial

🫡

what's up with the association between eating mexican food and getting stomach issues

is it one of those racist things like chinese food and MSG? are people just gassy from eating beans? or are folks low key getting jack in the box'd at taco bell

legit curious what the history behind this meme is

The finished dish with rice

Fin.

whoaa, that is some very nice looking bacon