Lo ha borrado

Vamos tirando, pero mejor

Buenas noches mi gente en pelotas

Han pasado siete siglos desde que me tomé un descanso de esta app, pero vuelvo al #fcf con las pilas (más o menos) cargadas

What happened?? Is everything ok?

Buenos días majo 🫂

Felicidades guapísimo 🫂

Also happy little reminder that EVERYTHING you ever sent on Telegram that is not in a „secret chat“ was probably used to train this AI.

Honestly, wow. I am so sorry they did that to you 🫂🫂

If they stole your ideas isn't it possible to sue them?

And that website of yours, is that your OF?

a medieval style digital drawing of an androgynous brown-skinned knight on horseback on a hill, stabbing a long gold spear into a blue dragon on the ground. the knight has a gold halo behind their head and wears a suit of silver armor with a nonbinary flag striped tunic and a trans flag as a cape. their horse is white, with blue tack with trans pride trim. there is black gothic text at the top and bottom of the image reading “A world without trans people has never existed and never will.” there’s an ornate pale blue border around the image, filled with pink and blue scrollwork, gold hearts filled with colorful flowers, a smiley bat, two smiley moles, and two smiling frogs holding up trans flags.

a world without trans people has never existed and never will

Hey. Where can I get one of these?

A lo mejor es porque estoy cachondo como una mona, pero y si me abro un perfil solo para el p0rno?

Esa es una fresca

Buenorra

It's never trans folk or drag queens. It's always conservative Christians. In fact, you might say this is exactly what they are trying to conserve.

As a translator myself (I'm currently a teacher, but my degree says otherwise) I find it amusing because in Spanish is a similar expression. "A pelo", when talking about horse riding, means "riding without saddle", while in sexual contexts means "without protection", just like in English

El gorritto

Be careful, don't pull the wrong gear lever

Tampoco te estabas manoseando en mitad del parque, así que...

Coincido

Me encanta que mi TL del Twitter candado sea 50% "Ve más p0rno, mastúrbate las 24 horas del día, no pares, nosequé" y 50% "Consejos para librarse de la disfunción eréctil. Número 1: deja el p0rno"

No me lo digas dos veces

Mi día a día

Yo pienso que los vecinos quieren tirar la pared abajo porque, si no, no me explico que den semejantes portazos

Estoy ya metido y no se oye la música de fondo 🫠

Give yourself a rest from it. Come back in a month or two and you'll see it with a fresh look. Don't give up, you'll do an outstanding job 🫂

Try getting some sleep, you definitely earned it 🫂🫂

Un pixel del Tetris

Uf, ganaste

Un mutual con sugar daddy y yo aquí dejándome los ojos en las oposiciones porque si no tiro de mí mismo nadie me mantiene

Embeses la bida no es como keremos

Yo también, por eso estoy intentando enterarme