The political history of the U.S. since the 1970s is basically that thing where a species' predator disappears and the species overpopulates and destroys the whole habitat. If centrists really wanted a "Normal" right, their top priority would be to bring back the left
i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject
nuremberg 2.0 needs to end with the assets of all those guards seized and handed over to their victims
I shouldn't have to verify I'm human. They should have to prove I'm not.
CONCIERGE: welcome to the hotel california
ME: if the hotel is air conditioned it should be called a coldel
CONCIERGE: (to manager) are you sure he can never leave
"the crew is in excellent shape"
in fact, one of them is... STRONGER than EVER. and another... seems to be INCREDIBLY FLEXIBLE... and another...
Deep inside I believe that this would work.
bsky moderation just added "meet jd vance" as threatening language
Fascinerande att Björn Wiman i dagens DN försöker göra nåt slags egen "Whitey on the Moon" mot Artemis II genom att jämföra rymdfärder och att bomba människor: "Vi inriktar större delen av vår teknologiska kapacitet på att bomba sönder oss själva och försöka resa till främmande himlakroppar"...
SOCIETY: no more AI pls & thx
CORPORATIONS: we are pleased to announce KETCHUP 2.0 which is exactly like the regular ketchup you already know and love but it's powered by AI somehow which makes it better and it costs $79 per bottle
you actually died three years ago and your brain has been kept nominally alive spouting gibberish in a complex micro-blogging simulation
Humans are just ghost sweaters.
Photoshop of the Moon made of cheese in the background. Flat Earth in the foreground. A mouse in a spacesuit is flying toward the cheese moon.
Latest Artemis II Photo Proving Problematic For Science
Kvinna grips efter att ha målat med blod på Uppsala moské. Anträffas med en kniv och en burk med nötblod. Släpps av polisen efter förhör. ”Polisen misstänker inga politiska eller religiösa motiv.”
[surgeon with evening plans] oh no... this one is also my son as well. That's my other son. Two sons. Because a woman can be a surgeon and have many children.
Look I’m an old leftist punk that brawled with nazi skins and I have literally nothing in common with these people but when I see a soccer mom with a Trans Kids Belong sign screaming FUCK ICE at the top of her lungs I whole heartedly welcome my unlikely new comrade
mfw blockpolitik 😻
Kurosawa on watching Solaris with Tarkovsky
imagine a frog. good. now imagine a frog wearing a party hat and playin a lil tambourine. even better
attempting the dirty dancing lift with my cat but his upper body strength is just pathetic
next time the billionaires go to space i think a funny thing to do would be for us to quickly hide the planet while they're gone
“still steampunk” i say as i adjust my spectagoggles and wind up my clockwork heart
Det sjukaste med att jobba på bibliotek är att man kan få mail från chef om en utåtagerande låntagare och några dagar senare få mail om att han inte kommer fortsätta vara ett problem längre pga avliden. Senare läsa tidningen och det verkar vara den leende styckmördaren?!
What if we rename it the Strait of America. Then it becomes ours
I hate traveling but anytime I can go somewhere on the train all I think is "Oh at least it's on the train." More trains!
the worst part of going bald has to be letting go of your ratatouille fantasy
Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.
Telling Jesus he'll never make it if he keeps being so hostile to wealth. Advising him to moderate his message to appeal to the Galilee suburbs
They're going to write books about all the big brain moves of this gang of imbeciles and among them will be "Spending a year trying to kill renewable energy and then launching a war that sends oil prices soaring"
