Congrats on becoming a Mind-Goblin!

Now that team is some good, honest Pokémon (and of course Incineroar, but we can forgive that)

I loved the weird Eggs Tron deck from a while ago, with how non-deterministic it is. It makes the combo lines feel really cool to me.

Then you also need Mirror Gallery, and an instant or sorcery + some other cards to untap a creature, returns a card to your hand and returns the instant/sorcery to the deck for the full Useless Infinite. All need to be colourless of course, although you might be able to rule 0 Noxious Revival ...

BIS PP, because it only wants the Best in Slot Pe... *gets dragged off stage*

Hi America,

The best time to remove your president was quite a long time ago.

However, the good news is that the next best time is NOW.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

You can't tell me what to do, sign!

If a robot automatically types an email for you and you hit send you are functionally dead.

It only takes 3 days for sunglasses to vanish? 😱

Every once in a great while, someone asks me; 'Tappy, surely there's a straight man on the internet you don't hate' and I cackle and answer with blood and mirth in my mouth: Brian Kibler.

Long and forever live my petty GOAT.

Honestly skill issue not rerolling your parents' wealth stat when you made your character. Everyone knows you should max that out 😭

Oh that deck is criminal. What an absolute masterpiece.

But the stereotype says you are so you must be.

IF Harry Potter comes to Magic, and IF you buy or promote those cards, I WILL be openly judging you, and I WILL talk shit about your idiotic choices.

Look at the cream filled chocolate pastry rare drafting going on here. This is Goyfgate 2: the Donuting in the making!

Be bold and ask him.

Be pet Gay dogs

🏳️‍🌈

DUNDIN DU-DIN DUH KGGGGGGGGG

Happy Brirthday fren!

Unalive William Vol. 1

Counterquestion: #P1P1 but it is Supreme draft, so you have to pick two flavours and mix them into one new flavour.

After 20 years of parenting here is my advice to other parents: your kids absolutely need to know that Pete Hegseth is both a sociopath and a fucking loser. It’s never too early to get kids started on the right path.

Option B but with a French Minsc&Boo

Shit, my sincerest condolences.

Yeeeeeeet and delete that man.

Free Emote!

Big thanks @holymtg.bsky.social for making/sharing the graphic!

Now I'm just imagining the Commander at Home episode with Matthew Mercer except he does the whole thing in a French accent.

#JusticeForChris

US-Israeli strike on girls' school kills at least 85 students, Iran's judiciary says At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province, Iran's judiciary said on Saturday. Washington has not commented on the reported str...

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.