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Enjoyed this one a while back

I love Connections, always trying to go purple to yellow but never have!

I have learnt from Jeopardy that Americans not only know all the colleges but that they can match them to something called "fight songs"

i do it sometimes! in my case it's when their search is terrible and brings up a whole heap of cheap stuff with similar names (usually accessories to the main product), so it's easier to sort by most expensive and then scroll down until you get to the bottom of what you actually want

@danbarrett.au Every time I order the salt and pepper squid I think of that one episode I watched on a Vault of Horror VHS. I think I rented out a few volumes, but that's the only one I remember.

spend less on candles

Scene from The Princess Bride where Vizzinni says "You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen"

OpenAI right now

Favourite songs of 2024 | Mathew Inkson Ten twenty twenty-four tunes tallied.

Whittled down my favourite pop #music of the year.

www.mathewinkson.com/2025/01/favo...

Yeah I really wanted to use a custom rom but turns out I've got too used to tapping my phone.

It's looking like we won't need the sixth test in Bellerive next week. #AUSvIND

I had the same reaction and think it's an underrated gem this year. Maybe that's because of that generational reflection but I hope others would still appreciate how pretty it is.

"Hello Michael Holding? This is Howie..."

Amazing

A still from 30 Rock with Tracy wearing a shirt that reads "Solvers" and Jenna (to camera right) wearing a shirt that reads "The problem".

The Sun headline: "REVEALED: Women will be having more sex with ROBOTS than men by 2025"

Can't believe that this is tonight.

Folks are calling Konstas "The Royal Hobart Hospital" because his ramping is out of control. #AUSvIND

taking the mickey

The front cover of a book called "escaping Hitler" by Monty Halls. The photo is crooked because I took it while holding the book in a shop so you can see my hand on the edge and there is a price tag.

If you open one door and it has Hitler behind it you should switch your door.

boo-urns tish?

incensed that time magazine awarded insect of the year to "the mosquito" for the 97th time in a row

An ICE-T explains slang meme. "Kids are calling it D Dossin'"

getting a lot of questions already answered by my seoul is safe tshirt

Telling my child, "I love umami."

*Abbott and Costello in 1600s Japan*
C: can you tell me what the murder weapon was?
A: shuriken
C: great what was it?
A: shuriken
C: If you can then why don’t you?
A: do what?
C: tell me what the murder weapon was
A: I just did
C: then tell me
A: shuriken
*Costello decapitates Abbott with a katana*

watching american gods (2017) for the first time and i like it generally but i love that the picture has height. this is what they took from us.

goldilocks is about how prestige drama resolutions went from 4:3 to 16:9 to an event horizon of video in the middle of my tv

mummy voice YouTube video by kmlkmljkl

this but "ho!"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8qh...