Posts by River
New handle :3
Nvm I figured it out :3
Or what do I do here
Do I need to own the domain or something?
How did you get your new handle?
“We’ll never catch him, not in these shoes” lowk goes hard af
a loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter
*girlpets* :3
"Are u a boy or a girl?"
im a cat :P
"No but what's inside your pants?"
my tail :P
Aw :<
What happened?
Textas? We’re going to Texas in search of religious tolerance? That’s like asking Sneakers O’Toole to take his sneakers off.
Like Tomodachi Life but a different genre of game?
The only reason he was in the Epstein files is because he was secretly trying to save the children
Weren’t the allegations against him debunked?
If you don’t live at the bottom of the ocean where amoeba lived, your ancestors were immigrants
Woe be upon us
Who was that person on twitter back in like 2022 with the gumball pfp that would always try to ratio everyone
I think the boundary increases as you get more miis
Just went on the InfoWars website and genuinely can’t tell if the Onion has control over it yet lmao
Oh I thought you meant the orange line
That’s a wave
The Nintendo Entertainment System from 1985 had more computing power than the first spacecraft
I’m transfem tho :<
Communist
Is there a way to be strong without looking muscular
Splendid