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Tuesday

The Civil Service to Starmer tonight

Terrible historical bigamist, Gary Sparrow with his two wives for a publicity shot.

Nicholas Lyndhurst, who played history’s greatest monster in Goodnight Sweetheart, turns 65 today

GOING TO WORK Follows Shortly

Monday

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Sunday

🎶Purple House Purple House🎶

Now, I’m not saying that Prince faked his death and settled down in a quiet, unassuming house in Gwynedd, but I’m not not saying that either

It’s worth it. There’s a couple of pretty grim scenes that may be cut considering the time it’s being shown but it’ll also be on catch up

A brilliant, unsentimental film

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Friday

The Fosse Lecture and the Fosse Prize for Translators 2026 The American author Marilynne Robinson has been invited to give the Fosse Lecture, and the Dutch translator Paula Stevens is the winner of the 2026 Fosse Prize for Translators.

For those cunning linguists amongst my followers, the Fosse Lecture is taking place a week tomorrow and it’s available via livestream www.nb.no/fosse/lectur...

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Thursday

FORUM THEATRE BILLINGHAM FROM DUGGIE CHAPMAN ASSOCIATES, THE PRODUCERS OF LAST YEARS AWARD WINNING PRODUCTION OF 'GOLDILOCKS' WE PROUDLY PRESENT 'THIS YEARS STAR STUDDED PANTOMIME' 12th DECEMBER to 10th JANUARY FEATURING KEITH HARRIS AND "ORVILLE" T.V.'s GROTBAGS (CAROL LEE SCOTT) AS THE "WICKED WITCH" Red Riding Hood DIRECTED BY DUDGE CHAPMAN HIT RECORDING STAR SUNSHINE AFTER THE RAIN BERRI AS "RED RIDING HOOD *BROOKSIDES EITHNE BROWNE AS "FAIRY NUFF SENSATIONAL MAGIC OF SAFIRE ALL SEATS £9.00 £7.00 CONCESSIONS FAMILY TICKETS AVAILABLE RICHARD WESTCOTT AS "GRANNY HOOD ANDREW VINCENT AS "THE WOLF, ANDREW HOLT AS THE PRINCE STUART LAUGHLAND AS THE DIZZY WIZARD FEATURING THE AMANDA MCGLYNN DANCERS BOX OFFICE 01642552663 THE NORTH EAST'S "GREEN" PANTO - "ORVILLE" FRIENDLY M SPECIAL OFFER! See reverse

Tomorrow, episode 7 of PantoSplaining drops at linktr.ee/PantoSplaining.

This time we're off to Billingham with Grotbags and her famous avian enemy... Orville?

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Wednesday

Incredible Facilities! Snooker Room Bouncv Castle

It’s as though Stoneybridge Town Council opened a holiday park

I am indeed! If I were to ti say five of the 28 they’ve done:
Kimono My House
Propaganda
Whomp That Sucker
No. 1 In Heaven
Lil Beethoven

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Tuesday

GOING TO WORK Follows Shortly

Monday

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Sunday

Yep, they keep getting extensions to doing it so they think they’ll get them indefinitely. Glad to see a line being drawn, tbh.

Tourism worries after delay to new Harry Potter train season The operator of the Jacobite steam train has sought a safety exemption to use old-style carriages - but this needs to be reviewed.

They’ve had six years to sort this out and yet they would rather keep using substandard coaching stock.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Friday

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Friday

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Thursday

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Wednesday

The BBC Select music is surprisingly calming

Mousecow, a ridiculous cloud of white floof with brown splodges, laying on her side on a dark blue fleece duvet with dinosaur print.

Still on her side with her paws out, an absolute mass of floof just thinking floofy thoughts.

Her front paws now drooped downwards like she's pretending to be Tommy Cooper.

Now rolled onto her back, paws outstretched, beckoning for tummy rubs. Worship the floof.

Ridiculous floof.
#EverybodyLovesMousecow

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Tuesday

Gail Granger > Valerie Leon

Bank Holiday Monday

Banana Boulevardier

Screaming Banana Banshee

Gusting’s Grasshopper

Tonight’s drinks