Every time I’ve been to Sheffield to find you, you’ve legged it back to daddy’s house

Luv is like lad in Sheffield

Did he really say “Ey up, thut yooo’d chuffin wun it luv”?

Don’t get it. Dissa Neil?

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His brother is the one bringing bad karma on the Lineker family

He’s closer to a Sandro than a Lukaku. But when you’re shopping in the bargain basement like us then we’re more likely to sign duds

Live, he was something else

In the barbers: “Can I have the Notts Forest physio haircut please”

I don’t think he reacted well to the doll they made of him

Into these gobshites today Blues

Add BFulham to that list

Exactly! The entire ‘welfare spend’ is used to make it sound like £330billion is spent on out of work benefits mainly to rile up angry old reform and Tory voters

Sorry, I was being facetious to make the point that pensions make up most of the welfare spending rather than out of work benefits

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“Excuse me Mr Barber, can you give me a Loyd cut?”

“Let me tell you. My wife …”

People don’t understand the difference between welfare spending and people on benefits. Welfare includes the state pension which makes up a huge chunk of that figure. Pensioners are worst for moaning about welfare spending yet look at the uproar if you threaten the triple lock or heating allowance

Since the vast majority of the welfare budget is the state pension, he must be suggesting using some of the elderly as target practice for the UK’s expensive new weapons

Can you explain why Yoro isn’t on that list? Every time I watch him, he’s like Bambi on ice. He’s the kind of shite you’d have fobbed off on us in the past

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It’s always easier coming from behind than it is staying on top

Probably end up back at Bournemouth

It’s horrid but they built a team of shithouses. I don’t want to sign any of their players

There’d be other signs

If you shaved the beard off no one would know you were ginger

Kopites are gobshites

Collects little bits of food in that make a handy snack when you’re out walking your dog

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I liked this one they did. It really shows their in depth knowledge of the game