Unironically, Comer is 100% correct here. Donald really shit the bed during his first term with regards to Iran.

“I can’t think about all that when there are so many roadkill penises out there in need of severing.”

lol that’s not how math works.

Khanna to Maria Bartiromo: "Barack Obama was a great statesman who left America much safer. I wouldn't put Donald Trump in the same paragraph. Obama actually did his homework ... all Donald Trump did is listen to Netanyahu. That's his entire foreign policy."

Joke’s on me; looks like those doomsday preppers were onto something after all.

Can confirm…

Draft-dodging yellow-bellied coward muses on awarding himself the Medal of Honor.

BREAKING: Strait of Hormuz now observing New York Stock Exchange hours. Lunch break sponsored by Goldman Sachs.

"..but they're mostly from Pulp Fiction"

I give him 3 months, tops.

“Smoking crack reduces cocaine snorting.”

those raccoon penises aren't going to harvest themselves

Please clap.

A “crazy position” is going to war with the Catholic Church.

Just ask Putin how that well that worked out for Stalin and the Soviet Union.

To all Trump opponents, this is how you handle Fox News.

Germany circa 1941 called, it wants its Nazi arch back.

But Joe Biden’s cognitive decline, amirite?

July 21 1935: The Führer orders a new reception hall and ballroom to "entertain foreign diplomats" at the Chancellery. Underneath the dance floor is an air raid shelter. A 2nd deeper bunker is built next to this in 1944, where he would spend his last days as the Reich collapsed.

The White House doesn’t have a Ballroom (No Taxpayer Money!), which Presidents have desperately wanted and desired for over 150 years, but a Trump Hating, Washington, D.C. District Court Judge, a man who has gone out of his way to undermine National Security, and to make sure that this Great Gift to America gets delayed, or doesn’t get built, is attempting to prevent future Presidents and World Leaders from having a safe and secure large scale Meeting Place, or Ballroom, one with Bomb Shelters, a State of the Art Hospital and Medical Facilities, Protective Partitioning, Top Secret Military Installations, Structures, and Equipment, Protective Missile Resistant Steel, Columns, Roofs, and Beams, Drone Proof Ceilings and Roofs, Military Grade Venting, and Bullet, Ballistic, and Blast Proof Glass —which all means that no future President, living in the White House without this Ballroom, can ever be Safe and Secure at Events, Future Inaugurations, or Global Summits. This Magnificent Space will allow them to carry out their vital duties as the Leader of our Nation. Furthermore, the Ballroom, which is being constructed on budget and ahead of schedule, is needed now. Almost all material necessary for its construction is being built and/or on its way to the site, ready for installation and erection. Much of it has already been paid for, costing Hundreds of Millions of Dollars. If somebody, especially one with no standing, had a complaint — Why wasn’t it filed many months earlier, long before Construction was started? The Public Record was open for all to see. Everybody knew that it was planned, and going to be built. This highly political Judge, and his illegal overreach, is out of control, and costing our Nation greatly. This is a mockery to our Court System! The Ballroom is deeply important to our National Security, and no Judge can be allowed to stop this Historic and Militarily Imperative Project. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Trump rants his ballroom will feature "Bomb Shelters, a State of the Art Hospital & Medical Facilities,Top Secret Military Installations, Protective Missile Resistant Steel, Drone Proof Ceilings, Military Grade Venting, & Bullet, Ballistic, & Blast Proof Glass"

Dafuq kind of ballroom is this?

If your side is threatening death to the Pope and his family, you’re on the side of abject evil.

For those who haven’t figured it out: ICE has nothing to do with law and order - they are a state sponsored domestic terrorist organization, a paramilitary secret police carrying out the will of a fascist dictator.

This is just shameful. I live on the southeast side of Raleigh, there is SO much money being generated and invested in this state, with lots of new money moving here every single day. No excuse for it; this is unacceptable.

Like, for example, a Secretary of Defense citing a fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction to promote wars of aggression.

Of all the absurd lies I’ve heard come out this admin, the assertion that Xi would bend the knee to Trump has got to be the most absurd of them all.

No we fucking don’t.

And he’s furious that he can’t openly say it.

And just like that, the GOP is down for some Soviet Union style communism.

The fact that the Pope saying some basic Christian stuff is considered a political attack against Trump and MAGA clearly shows the anti-Christian nature of the regime.