Twitter seems to be coming back. Until next time, nerds

The third movie is titled "Return of the King"

Gondor was a monarchy

Checking in on r/sanfrancisco

Hate it when the plane has chicken pox

Every time I open this app half of the posts are just doing this same joke

Conan > Kimmel. And it isn't even close

Posting this on all the other apps but saying I talked about that app so everyone likes me 🤗. You're next Mastodon

Bluesky is feeling like twitter of 10 years ago. I want the little square pfp in the likes section and James Woods in every comment section blaming Black people for something

Bluesky Gerry is a low info voter and doesn't talk news

My spotify wrapped is going to be like a couple random 00s bands and then some lofi hip hop because there were multiple nights i fell asleep with that on for background noise

Now that campaign is over and have a little bit of down time I've been binge watching Culinary Class Wars on netflix last few days. Cooking competitions hook me in so easily every time.

Might make bluesky my non-political/government/elections spot. (Unless it takes over as a more common source for news, but I don't think that's happening soon)

This thing on

Elon hit the wrong switch again

WGA authors marching for a fair contract on a hot day. I’m sure I speak for many of us when I say I will happily abstain from writing for as long as necessary.

Folks…

Best part about fourth of july in Los Angeles is definitely the air quality alerts that go out because so many people shoot off fireworks in the city. Just part of the local culture

Cocaine in the west wing on the fourth of july, hell yes 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅

We used to be a proper country…

Amazon Teamsters are now picketing 4 of the web giant's facilities.

Ten days ago, the workers started an unfair labor practice strike at just one Amazon warehouse.

The strike has rapidly expanded, and the union says it will continue to grow.

No terfs on bluesky because they need to have friends to get invited

hitman: who am I killing?

dog: ever hear of a guy named pavlov?

hitman: rings a bell

dog: *narrows eyes* that's right

Today I saw a muscle guy video on tiktok and he literally said, “who wouldn’t want to have skin that looks like a hard cock” and I was like, “I think lots of people.” Then 3 videos later he was in the hospital with a heart attack induced by his steroids and it was really quite a roller coaster.

Non-zero chance Trump says this and makes that exact face at a rally

Why hasn’t anyone given Woj an invite code