I’m gonna put 20-30 bucks a week into crypto and everyone on the bird app is gonna be very upset with me

Haha nah

white boy shocks everyone with perfect recitation of rappers delight

Make cheap research chemical internet benzos great again

It’s Friday folks what we got poppin

Is this thing on

Just think, if that thing falls on me in just the right way I never have to work again

r2d2 climbing out of a bog covered in slop, just like me fr

just got here, looking for all my best and closest friends 🥺

My leaked dms to that femboy are not representative of who I am as a person

The only good Meth psychosis is the first one where you really don’t know what’s happening, after that you know your perception doesn’t match up with reality you just don’t know how and can’t really roll with it

That shitty 80s movie arachnophobia where the killer spiders come over in the banana shipments from Venezuela had me afraid to take a shower for a minute

Bluesky is where the elite journalists, politicians, and shitposters meet to plot full communism. We're basically this century's Woke skull&bones

100 likes on a Twitter post vs 20 likes on a skeet

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Not good soda should be fizzy

Finally, X meme: scientist holding a bottle of coke with the the text: "Finally, genderfluid"

I want to be the guy at the airport who gets to tell fat people they have to buy a second seat

Suck it Elon we skeeters now

Send skeet pics

I think if you’re on here it counts as being trans. Surprising news to many of us I’m sure, but no use quibbling, we’ve been drafted.

Exclusively using blue sky to buy feet pics

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the

What did you just say to me you little bitch-

Just wait until they find out about your chili crimes over here

I need a blue sky nemesis who’s in

Ty brother good to be here