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Posts by Lauren Simmons

While the Jays were meting down (again…) I was singing musical theatre karaoke in a bar walking distance from my house, so who really won last night

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I’m not a Florence and the Machine kind of feminist and I know and accept that about myself

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I have never laughed out loud to a podcast the way I have laughed out loud to the opening 20 minutes of today’s episode of 60 songs that explain the 90s colon the 2000s

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Gwen Phillips I WAS familiar with your game but 19 shots and no goals is ENOUGH.

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The Challenge Game

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“All the Things She Said” in between plays in a pro women’s hockey game at MSG, we live

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I’m pleased to see this is an east end sandwich. The turkey Gouda from Good Behaviour is it for me - the artichoke giadiniera is my kryptonite.

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Okay on two different TTC vehicles today I saw youngish tweens blocking seats with their bags or legs/feet and not to shake my fist at a cloud but we are just not gonna do this people!!!

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Some of us remember Blue Jays starters of yesterday seemingly always having dramatic first innings. Having four games starting with 3 up 3 down so far feels so good.

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Meaningful 2 me

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W: Miles iktr

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I’m going to need us all to remember it will mess with our collective cortisol levels to care this much about baseball in March

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First time since 2015 that my family won’t be attending opening weekend, but our usual seats increased three fold (per seat) and we can’t handle the 500s, so we’re limiting our games this year. Love the Jays forever and will split screen with Sceptres from home!

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My kid is a real ball knower when it comes to Shirleys Temple.

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We used to open the Oscars with best supporting actress and then best supporting actor. We used to be a real country.

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It’s so weird to me that Hyrox people wear plated running shoes

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Still have mine

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Love the first short sleeve day of the year, when my sem 2 students learn about my tattoos

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It’s a day for women!!!!

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Power went out so we’re only singing “dark” songs at karaoke

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Every time I’ve raced in Endorphin Elites I’ve acquired black toes, and often blisters, but they definitely make me faster. I’m ready to entertain a different race day shoe - others I run include Novablast, Superblast and Endorphin Speed. I need a wider toe box, also. Thoughts?

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21st half marathon tomorrow, trained through the worst winter, mood board.

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Mad Max: he stay!!!!!

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Ending my weekend at the rink for my kid’s skating lessons and glad to see we’re taking this goalie training seriously

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Mood

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My poor kid has had to watch the Jays lose in extras, the Sceptres tank, and both our Olympic hockey teams come up short in close games after injuries to key players. Gutting.

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Happy “put the MLB app back in your Home Screen day,” we’re born again, there’s new grass on the field.

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Can’t wait to boo Britta Curl in Toronto in March

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