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Not a fan of NYE. But have a good one whatever you’re doing. I shall be on the sofa with a cat. Probably asleep by 1030 🤣

#ThreeWordMonday Need a poo 💩

Husband is back at work today. I’ve done 2 loads of washing, fed the birds, cleaned the kitchen, put Xmas table cloth away & normal one back on. Read the internet

*drums fingers bored*

I’ve just made the best turkey risotto & we are watching the last Harry Potter. I know how to live

Just had a quality pass out nap on the sofa.

Got sciatica in my right arse cheek & hip. That can fuck off

Went out for lunch today. Wore a frock. Shoved a steak sarny right in my face

More family stuff today. Leftovers for another lunch & trivial pursuit. I won which is a minor miracle I will brag about for next 12 months

How was your Christmas Day? Hope it was good xx 💋

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Watching original Clash of the Titans. Fond memories of watching with my dad when I was a kid. Calibos was a right cunt wasn’t he. But Bubo was ace 🦉

Bit of festive cooking. Check out my glazed meat 👅

Cleaned absolute fuck out of my house today. I have also fallen asleep on the sofa twice this evening. I am elderly

Because he thought of himself as a performing monkey

Did some festive stuff today at the local national trust mansion 🎄❤️

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Amen!

True story

I’ve hurt my back carrying a 2.5kg joint of gammon. How’s your day going?

Wasn’t expecting any pig related injuries today

Not today Satan #ThreeWordThursday

Fuck that shit #ThreeWordThursday

Saw these festive phone wallpapers today. You’re welcome 🎅🏻

We couldn’t settle or find a film we agreed on. So we’re watching Evil dead rise. Nice & festive 🤣

SAD. That can fuck right off

And then fuck off some more

Can’t settle tonight in a very weird mood 🤪 I’ve come to bed & am watching Jamie Oliver Xmas specials. As you do

Hope they work for you quickly xxx ❤️

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Done a speed awareness course this morning lads

RIP furniture cover. Weighed it down so it wouldn’t blow away. Storm tore it in half. Tricksy bastard!

Cartoon: simple black and white line drawing. A couple in a living room. The man is sitting in an armchair reading a newspaper, head turned slightly towards his wife who is standing at the window, tugging at the curtain and saying "I see the Renegade Master's back once again with the ill behaviour".

Neighbourhood watch