Tuesdays are just Monday Jr.

What has the post office discovered?

After a certain age, why do parents not believe in air conditioning?

You deserve good things to happen! I’m excited on all these things for you 🫶😊

I’m so happy to hear this for you! You needed some wins, and I’m glad to see you having success 😊

That's what they call me on the streets

Crossed a big, stressful thing off my list, and the anxiety and stress hasn't dissipated. It's like phantom stress. It haunts me.

Okay, think I'm gonna give this Dungeon Crawler Carl guy a try

The blood clot

Just found out I have to move in about two weeks. I’ll be moving to another unit in my same building, and slightly bigger, and of course more expensive. damn I do not have the energy required for this.

Adorably megalomaniacal

Sometimes I don’t even have the energy, full on collapse mode

Me for the last year

You get to a certain age, and you start looking for someone more than just an emergency contact. You look for an EXECUTOR.

Fuckers with BO on the train really need to get rekt

give 👏 knives 👏 to birds 👏

Fuck Tom Brady

MGS2 and FFVII are becoming more true to life

Tomorrow it will be 32 degrees. We will have liberation.

No album has summed up my life, and how I’ve felt for the past 25 years, as good as The Fragile. That album knows me.

good.

It’s about time we all started talking and acting like Sephiroth around here. Nothing else is working.

I’m so tired and burnt out. Have been for at least the last four years. Just complaining out loud here. Gotta express it somehow.

I just started Batman Beyond for the first time in life, and 5 minutes into the first ep it's already got an anticapitalist message. Hell yeah based Batman.

It's giving Ghorman

Autocorrect changed my email subject to "mystical days off" (I wanted "medical days off"). I ain't mad. I sent that shit.

Tom Clancy's grave has sprouted an erected protrusion today

Deep. Substrate. Foliated. Oil.

My cat when he wants treats:

Got my cat a stocking full of toys for Christmas. The one he liked most was the receipt.