you, a fool: it's impossible to qualify who has the "best" life, due to the immense complexity of--
me, grabbing the mic: the bear from the bear baiting scene on Game of Thrones demanded frying pans full of whipped cream between every take, and everyone had to applaud him while he ate

hoping a lot of stuff blows over pretty soon. assuming it will on its own,

have i made a single good decision in the past decade

wow amazing that america has already collected almost enough 9/11 Points to earn another 9/11

Cafe at The Portland art museum has Rothko no. 5 cakes. Something intellectually meaty about seeing the painting in person, and then eating a cake copy. The complete experience. Full spectrum.

Kate looking into the camera holding a gun

Kate Bush (1980)

happy 85th birthday to Hayao Miyazaki

Steve Zissou (Bill Murray) saying, "I know I haven't been at my best this past decade."

i met a donkey in someone’s backyard

An adorable raccoon.

no one has ever gotten the spirit of our country as right as paul verhoeven making robocop

cover for Big Bear’s 1998 album Doin Thangs, showing some big bears doin thangs

sorry to say, but you were in fact born to be stressed out. being stressed out is the natural human condition. we're probably better at being stressed out about shit than any other creature that has ever lived, which is why we are the dominant alpha predators living in a time of massive prosperity

you'll never be as happy as the norwegian dude who custom built his own donald duck car, that's just the facts of life

green phosphor screencap of a rat holding an invitation the RAT LORD cordially invites you to the SEWER for a TASTEFUL DINING EXPERIENCE how do you ACCEPT this invitation? > With GRATITUDE > With ENTHUSIASM

?

the boy yearns to be shark food

an online listing for carved and painted wooden fish in a crate

tom wilkinson carrying a huge number of baguettes

hear me out: wooden toy play set but it's the tom wilkinson baguettes

some loaf

a reply to a ‘ty’ text saying “Ty beanie babies???”

love my mom

Fox Mulder from X-Files saying “Hey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government”

“If you die, you let them off the hook.”

Needed this reminder today.

when i talk about perfect vibes, this is what i mean:

Zohran: Imagine living in a city where you can afford your rent, your groceries and even a meal at a restaurant now and then without much stress

Eric Adams: Imagine a platypus so powerful that it could destroy the city. We need more cops

hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again

a green plush creature in the grass. it has been out in the rain overnight. is it an alligator? maybe. it’s definitely a creature.

everything is always so interesting in my dreams. and then i wake up.

I guess I should abandon the nazi site