Everyone's bringing up the historical flu epidemics that have ravaged militaries.
But this also wreck basic training companies. A bunch of new recruits thrown in the barracks together. It never fails sickness goes through those halls; this will just make it worse.
Sick call gonna skyrocket.
The only time you should film wrestlers in private settings is if they're beating the shit out of you for violating their space.
The ability to debase themselves for money like they do now is already bad enough.
The ability to do that while also intentionally courting the worst assholes they can find is a level of shitty I can't describe.
Endgame Special Edition:
Not sure if this is a thing, but I wonder if Alex Jones was smart enough to delete messages and everything before the Onion took over InfoWars.
I hope he didn’t for the hilarity.
Of all the choices in the pantheon of political maneuvers, a Republican-lite immigration bill is damn near at the bottom so why was this the first one you picked to shove “reforms” for CBP and the one agency people increasingly want gone?
I would need an alt account to publicly state the things I would do for a Real Ghostbusters firehouse in really good condition.
With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.
We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.
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CM Punk coming out to a Miseria Cantare intro before the entrance is funny
It would be kinda hilarious if CM Punk has the shortest (scheduled) main event in Wrestlemania history
Danhausen vs Miz next month
A World Cup hospitality ad exclusively for rich people is the icing on the cake for WrestleMania
Not important but why does WWE VIP guy Adam Weitsman have a wiki article?
That VIP is a crypto bro billionaire
Shocked Balor doesn’t have an ad painted on his back
Paying 30/month for majority ads and filler bullshit has to be the bravest con job I’ve ever seen
CommercialMania is back on everyone!
“What would Harley Race think about Trick Williams”
He’s from rural Missouri. I can venture a guess.
Threads: oh no don't retire brock!
Bluesky: fuck brock that piece of shit
Twitter: *don't know don't care probably something racist*
The messaging for this still on point for them I see
Rusev throwing that brick head around
Must be a face now lol
Penta may have meant to be Shao Khan, but I can't unsee it
So extra to give a man this type of send off when he’s done egregiously horrendous things to Janel Grant
Brock Lesnar has time to deal with his lawsuit now
My dumbass read the schedule wrong so now I'm going to miss the Cubs play this week 😥
Call Triple H the next Stephen King because he can’t write an ending to his story
Lil’ Naitch Charles Robinson taking bumps like that at 61
Good for him
That was so fucking stupid lol
