If they get music catalog rights it could be huge

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could put out the Necronomicon as an audiobook they didn't ask if they should

Hollywood didn't learn its lesson even after the dragon ate Pete

"Teams are pitching the Mets "disrespectfully"

How rude.

I would need to abandon everything and move out

"M*A*S*H," "Barney Miller," "Who's the Boss," "Growing Pains," "Moonlighting," Don Rickles, or baseball

"Evening Magazine" about to drop an atom bomb on the political establishment, if they can stay alive until this airs

This seems inappropri... oh sorry that says "boxing"

Milhouse: "Everything's comin' up Mets-house"

Where's the bulldozer and David Bowie?

We need the Michael B. Jordan "Scarface" remake to happen so cocaine is cool again

This is from an anti-drug film they show in fish schools. "This fish tried cocaine for the first time and forgot that it needs to be in water to live."

No Sir I do not like it

I agree with "TZ," maybe too soon for Apple

I wouldn't say movies are better. Both are their own thing. I'd choose TV as it's better at comedy and I'd rather have long-form storytelling. But movies regularly achieve greatness in greater # of categories so I think you'd get more variety of answers

Maybe some miniseries like "From the Earth To the Moon" or "Roots" if miniseries count. And I don't think people would look at you weird 2/

I think it's true that movies excel in more categories. So you could name something like "Lord of the Rings," "King Kong," "Raiders of the Ark," "Alien." There've been good sci-fi, fantasy, action, horror TV but not all-time great.

Though you could say "Simpsons," "M*A*S*H," "Game of Thrones," 1/

"It's your kids, Tony. Something's gotta be done about your kids! Yes I know Tony's dead. And I went to the past. Just wanted people to know I understand that reference."

What's the rule of decorum for stopping people on the street so I may finish reading their shirt?

"Saved by the Bell" and "Out of This World" airing weekdays at the same time is the real Peak TV.

I somehow managed to multitask a lot of TV: Tiny Toons, Tale Spin, Beetlejuice, Darkwing, Carmen Sandiego, Square One, Perfect Strangers, Full House, Night Court, Who's the Boss, Married w/Children

If I support "Scary Movie" and then support "White Chicks 2" I'll finally get "Little Men" (in this one Marlon and Shawn are both little)

Trump is bored with the Strait of Hormuz and has turned his attention to settling the NFL referee strike (12th War he ended)

Winners begin mind games long before gametime. Also Seton Hall.

If I tell my kids not to talk to anything in sewers am I overparenting?

TCM.com description of the movie "Yoyo" (1965) A millionaire still carries the torch for a circus performer he fell in love with years ago. When the stock market crash takes away his fortune, he joins her circus troupe, where their son is a child clown.

A fate I wish on everyone on Wall Street

They're the official NYC area team for the duration of these playoffs, and to be honest there's a permanent spot open.

When will Clavicular finally get a break?

Clever misdirection so someone would guess "Tender & Cash"

This would be a great advertisement if only the face of Apple hadn't made a permanent nest up Trump's ass

This is a conversation starter

Unfrozen Caveman Baseball Announcer

Now Cubs announcers are scoring off us

"Just one more thing..."

<violent mauling>