Who tf eats a small pizza and is satisfied with that? Gimme the medium at the very least.

Stay seated, getting up is hard

I had an incredibly delicious raspberry creme croissant months ago I still think about. You never forget a good croissant.

If I ever got rich, I'd switch up real quick
(switch up meaning I'd gain 400 pounds and flex my gaudy mobility aids)
#fatfur

Happy Birthday!

This is me in my fantasy MMORPGs. I am the evil and you WILL bring me your raid loot.

And can you really say you fuck with cheese curds if you don't drink the ranch after...?

Can you really say you enjoy cheese curds the Wisconsin way if you don't deep fry them and dip them in ranch?

Can I get a latte with BBUURRP
Sorry, can I get a latte URRRRP
Ugffh, can I BWWUUURRP

Happy birthday!

The nervous expression of dread when the wg story protagonist realizes they ate themselves down the irreversible bad end path. Promising themselves they could still change fate if they just stopped eating so much.

An empty promise.

Oink, oink. Piggy.

Does anyone know what I am saying?

This was supposed to just be a redraw of my first fatfur drawing, but I've ended up experimenting and putting some movement on it!

Remember Biffy? He was the raccoon swooning over a sausage cooking in a very old anim of mine, well, here he is again reenacting my very first fatfur piece! ^^

My spirit animal is a long 4 hour car drive back home in my shitty Oldsmobile Aurora; windy midwest skies, a gas station hot dog and 32oz of diet coke on the passenger seat, and something emo on the radio.

Cow boy's new fit 🐮

for @deeksux.bsky.social

#CheekiArt #fatfur

Too much treats can soften even the fiercer of the beast 🍖

I love the idea that the domestication process comes with a lot of extra pounds

#FatFriday

You order a breast milk latte and the edgy bat boy barista scoffs. “That meme’s dated as hell, you’re fucking stu-”

Suddenly his chest surges forward, fabric of his emo t-shirt stretching tight. He freezes mid-rant, hands clutching his notepad. Gawking at his new D-cup breasts. "What the fuck!?"

Favorite song from the album? Personally love 'It's Not a Fashion Statement, It's a Deatwish'

testinggg

Your heart is a muscle the size of your fist. Keep on loving, keep on fighting and hold on, hold on. Hold on for your life.

i married him but only so he would become fat and complacent

This silly cat drank the classic DONT DRINK juice, oopsie,, ~✨🍑

Happy Easter!

Now gimme your chocolate bunnies, nerds.

Things are gonna change around here
When I get my head clear
Not sure what I will change
But I will feel less fear
And try a little harder to be more clear

Gonna write some new stories Gonna finish old ones
And if I don't find time
Well fuck it that's fine

King of ruining the vibe

"Come and see the mirror of your future! Only 2 carnival tokens!"

Ozzy steps up and the mirror shifts. Soon he is staring into his own eyes. A bedbound blob with food smears on his fat face gazes back. "What the hell? That's repulsive! Fix your shit!" He huffs and leaves, slightly hungry for fries.

Call that a blubberberry 🫐

My brain is full of barking dogs
My guts are full of barking dogs
My heart is full of barking dogs
My soul is filled with barking dogs

Look, ma, I'm trying to fix all my problems!

Why do I feel so weird?

What if blueberrification, but fat instead of round? Think about it.

April fool's! You were never skinny/chubby. You've actually always been a 600lbs, barely mobile lardass that struggles with stairs and waddling.

I'm surprised you ever fell for that, seeing the way you glut yourself when you think no one's looking. Now get back to bed, fatfuck.