The “accidentally became important at work n its ruining my life” tweet

Leo Rivas currently:

A tiny grey tabby kitten, 3 weeks old, so incredibly cute and sitting on a cardboard scratcher mat

Oh my GOD look at this kitten

Josh Naylor said he's been trying different things during his slump; today he tried a leg kick.

"What's the worst that can happen, I go 0-for-4 again? Been there, done that type thing."

So that gives some context to this hot mic moment:

may i suggest: ford bronco

A 'Dinosaur Smarties' Easter egg.

Erm, they're called palaeontologists, actually.

340 Million Americans Killed In Botched Training Exercise U.S. Military Mishap Annihilates Nation

340 Million Americans Killed In Botched Training Exercise theonion.com/340-million-americans-ki...

Jo Adell Shuts Out Mariners Emerson Hancock posts second straight strong start

Emerson Hancock had a second straight strong start. That's not the weirdest thing that happened Saturday.

For @lookoutlanding.bsky.social

Q: How much is it projected to earn in its first weekend? A: One big, shiny coin.

What To Know About ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’ theonion.com/what-to-know-about-the-s...

ugh i am really struggling to find a reading groove this year so i'm on 4 out of my 20 goal 😪

i have been summoned 3 times and 3 times i have not been needed 😒

A collage-style image with a baby blue background shows a bunch of pink, light blue, and white magazine cutouts of various animals and plants, including a penguin, swan, fish, lizard, snails and slugs, and a seahorse. Title page reads “Cal Academy’s Queer Ecology Reading List.”

Page titled “Queer Ecology 101” shows a bunch of similar magazine-style cutouts at the bottom of the page, all of which are tinted pink. Text reads: “Queer ecology interrogates how binary thinking influences scientific study and environmentalism. Examples include: Highlighting non-heterosexual, non-cis characteristics in nature; Breaking down human-nature divides; Studying alternative social structures.”

This #TransDayOfVisibility, we’re highlighting our favorite queer ecology reads. These books, essays, and memoirs break down binaries and explore the expansiveness of gender & identity in nature.

Today is Trans Day of Visibility. Trans, non-binary, and gender-nonconforming people have always been here — from the hijra of India to the Diné nádleehi to the leaders who built the modern LGBTQIA+ movement here in New York. Your existence is not up for debate. Your lives are not a political issue. We're fighting for a city where every trans New Yorker can live openly, safely, and with joy.

Okay Brendan Donovan fits in immediately

Mariners’ Cole Young makes early bid for Most Improved Player Cole Young made improvements on both side of the ball this off-season, and the difference was noticeable this spring

Get in, losers, we're getting on the Cole Young Hype Train: www.lookoutlanding.com/seattle-mari...

Nerds Gummy Clusters

The only tech product that has delivered on its promise of redefining its field while also preserving the best of the past is this

'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says General

When this haircut shows up in your arrakis it means spice prices about to go up

i fear i have no interest in dnd as a player

ABC Cancels Mormonism

ABC Cancels Mormonism https://theonion.com/abc-cancels-mormonism/

hahaha no i will not be playing. i might listen in sometime tho

wyatts about to start a campaign with his frands maybe he can use this one!

Per Mariners PR, WBC champions Eduard Bazardo and Jhonathan Díaz are the first Mariners WBC champions since Ichiro and Kenji Johjima for team Japan in 2009

men showing genuine affection for each other, celebrating something they did together, as a collective. let this be a model for masculinity, not the fake hardo military bullshit

Venezuelan commentary of the last out

yes that would be so fun!!

GENO TIIIIIIIME

nobody rules like Geno rules